Unusual Troubles: A Separatist Commander (STBlackST x Star Wars: The Clone Wars)

WHAT IF: The Mann in Hypori (NON-CANON)

What IF, four weeks into the war, Richard Mann was sent to Hypori instead of Muunilist? Enjoy :D.

—(Unusual Troubles: A Separatist Commander)—

"/General Kenobi! General Kenobi!/" The Hologram of the Jedi on Obi-wan's wrist exclaimed as he deflected blaster bolts away and dodged what seemed to be bullets.

"Yes, Master Barek?" Obi-wan Kenobi asks. 

"/We need immediate evac from planet Hypori!/" Master Barek exclaimed as he blocked or deflected the incoming blaster bolts while avoiding slug rounds, "/Our forces are totally destroyed! Only a few of us left!/" The hologram image of the Jedi is seen running and before continuing, "/New Droid General—/"

"/It's Commander! I wasn't promoted yet./" A voice said off-screen.

"/Oh, right, thank you!/" The Jedi nodded thanks to the voice off-screen, "/As I said, the New Droid Commander! He's unstoppable! Can't hold— wait a minute./"

That is when the Jedi did a double take on who corrected him.

"/Hello./"

Then, the comms cut off, which alarmed Obi-wan and Anakin.

"Master Barek! Come in!" Obi-wan shouted.

—Hypori—

Master Barek limps as his holo-disk falls from his hand with the holographic image of Obi-wan Kenobi.

"/Master Barek! Come in-/" A boot smashes the holo-disk to pieces.

"Hippie, get a job!"

The Battle of Hypori has reached its peak as the droids surround the remnants of the Republic Forces. But the droid army attacking the wreckage looks different. Very different.

Amongst the sea of B2-Super Battle Droids, there are many with red armbands that are holding mini-guns of different types. Some fired lasers while others fired bullets, all the while letting out cheers of glee while firing said weapons.

"Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta do-de-da-va-da-da-dada! Kaboom-Kaboom!"

"Who send all these babies to fight!?"

"Weeeeeeeeh! Waaaaaaaahh! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CRY SOME MORE!"

The Droids continued to converge on the downed Acclamator, firing weapons on all sides while the B2-Super Battle Droids could be heard letting out more cries of anger and glee, which seemed to unnerve the droids walking alongside them. Alongside them are B1-Battle Droids with red armbands, helmets that cover half of their vision, and rocket launchers, all shouting out as well.

"This is my world! You are not welcome in my world!"

"You are all weak! You are all bleeders!"

"If God had wanted you to live, He would not have created me!"

Alongside those rocket-shooting maniacs that seem to have the other B2-Super Battle Droids steer clear of are B1-Battle Droids with the same red arm brand, hardhats, construction goggles, and wrench setting up dispensers for droids to replenish their ammo or energy.

"That there wasn't gettin' any lighter!"

"Yeah!"

Nearby B2-Super Battle Droids stopped to head to the dispensers to have their ammo and power recharge, giving their thanks to the odd droids before continuing with the assault.

The firing continued until someone raised his hand in a halt motion. In response, the droids stopped firing. B2-Super Battle Droids locked their blaster arms upward; odd B2-Super Battle Droids just stopped revving their mini-gun, B1-Battle Droids with rocket launchers stood in attention, B1-Battle Droids with hard hats merely laid back, with some setting up a Relaxo-Rancho (much to bewilderment and envy of the Regular Battle Droids).