The Fatal Enchantment

We're Buying Hanookah Presents

                I trudged up the stairs as I went up and set the taps, mixing the hot and cold water. I went down as I pulled Winky aside. It must be over an hour.
"I have a surprise for you Winky." I said. "Barty!" I yelled. I heard his footsteps as he arrived and Winky's eyes went wide, and her lips began quivering.
"M...Mas...Master Bar...Barty!" she squealed with delight. "Is that really you?"
"Of course Winky, it is your master Barty." I said. "Now, I'll leave you two to catch up while I clean up myself." I said. I went up and stripped myself off my clothes as I got into the shower, and took a hot shower. The hot water eased my nerves and muscles as I sighed with pleasure, as I felt the water hit the back of my neck. I shut it and dried myself and wore my . I tied my hair into a messy bun, as I went down.
"The shower is all yours. And unfortunately, we're sharing a room." I said. Barty smirked like the devil at this.
"Well. That's good news isn't it Foxy" he said. My jaws dropped to the floor as he winked at me and went up. Did the bastard just tease me!!!!!
"Winky, is your master alright?" I asked the elf, as I looked from her to Barty and back.
"Definitely miss" said Winky. Well, something is definitely fishy. I decided that I might as well, help Winky and Tiffany make breakfast. I began to whisk the milk, eggs and vanilla together as Tiffany made porridge and Christmas cake. Meanwhile Winky made smoked bacon, scrambled eggs, grilled mushrooms and haggis. I took the sifted flour and soda bicarbonate and sugar and mixed it well. Then I added some more vanilla and blueberries. Winky told me blueberries are one of Barty's favourite fruits. Then taking a pan I smothered it with butter and made the pancakes. I made twenty pieces. Plenty for all of us... Then I made some coffee and tea. Winky told me he takes tea. We went to the table as Barty came down in nothing but a pair of black trousers and his black shirt unbuttoned revealing his abs.
"Button up you prick. Winky may have seen you naked, but Tiffany doesn't need a burn in the eyes, and neither do I need to watch some porno entertainment." I said. He gulped. "Well tuck in." I said in a sickly sweet way. One we were all done, he sat by a chair in the fireplace, while I went and got changed into something warmer. I came out and took his arm as we went to the fireplace.
"Where are we going? You know I can be caught don't you!" he said panicking.
"We are going to Canada, to buy Hanookah presents Crouch, so buck your ass up!" I said. He nodded his head frantically as he followed me.
"Flabestsky Magical Shopping Complex, Toranto, Canada." I said as the green flames engulfed Barty and me, and we began travelling through the fireplace