"Let's go, come on. Give me the goods here."
Inferno catches the Energon canisters thrown by Jolt. Which almost slammed into a smaller Autobot.
"Hey, mofo. A little more of that, and your metal aft is gonna get posted with this right aft kicking fist."
"Oh, you wanna go, Mudflap. Take your tiny size and move it to the doors of the ship." Says Inferno.
Skids comes to the rescue of his brother. "Whoa, whoa, whoa. You wanna dice with us ugly red. I'll dice your punk aft -"
"Hey, hey, hey!!" Strongarm comes in between the Autobot twins, Inferno, and an advancing Jolt. "Stop, this is not the time nor the place for this. Go do another task that'll get you both away, like setting up the energy systems or refurbishing the weapons."
"Ah, fine, but this motherboard effer' better not try to mess with me. I'll clamp him!"
"Same to you tiny red dot and green leaf." Inferno then leaves alongside Jolt.
"Just go!" Orders Strongarm. "Primus, it's like ordering a bunch of sparklings!!"
"Hey, but what can I say." Comes forward Skids. "Ow' bout', this one gets a lesson."
"Eww, Skids! No! Get your brother, Seaspray, and Beachcomber to check the engines!"
"Oh, come on! They're dirty as oil!" He complains.
"Just go!"
"Man!" He goes away muttering angrily.
"*groan* What's left?!"
"I think we're pretty much done, thank Primus. All left are the tasks you have assigned and reassigned again." Says Perceptor.
"Again! By the Allspark, I'm forgetting stuff and losing my concentration here. Grrr, let's just hurry this up. We've already fallen behind by 3 Jouls. All of this has to be perfect, or else we die in space!"
"If you don't mind my intrusion though, you are actually quite wrong as we can easily survive in the empty vacuum of space, it's only your logic circuits being fried by the intense pressures of this mission which are quite high for the Autobots... Which I know I shouldn't mention over and over because you know as well as anybody how important this is."
"Well, thanks for that reiteration, but please Perceptor, can we not make this more stressful."
"I'm very sorry, I apologize for that unnecessary support."
"It's alright, it's only just that it's all really hard."
"Anyway, I can help?"
"Well, if you know how to test an entire bridge for its condition while keeping the power on."
"Ah, well, yes. I can easily accomplish that, been a while, but I'm sure I got the hang of it." He then goes up the ramp to the prototype ship of the Ark.
"Well, that's one less problem solved. Just got to get the logistics ready. Primus, why can't I lead like an ounce Prime can." She says quietly to herself.
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Star Wars x Transformers crossover: A crash to good
FanficWhen the Autobots are chased down in space by the Decepticons, they crashland onto the planet of Coruscant with the Decepticons crashing on Ryloth. They hit during the beginning of the Clone Wars, where they are in the middle of raging battles and d...
