Southpark oneshots

🥭Bunnies🥭

( this was suggested by Piper5896)
+ages!+
Butters~17
Kenny~ 18

*+Kenny's pov+*

" I was getting ready for school until I realized I got a new Snapchat notification."( THE REASON HE HAS A PHONE IS BECAUSE BUTTERS AND TOLIEKN-)" I clicked on it seeing that it was butters"

*+messages+*

'6:35'

B~ "Hey Ken!"

K- "Yes Buttercup?"

B~ "I was wondering if we could ditch school today..?*"

K-" Who Is this and why do you have Butter's phone!"

B~ "it's me Ken! I promise I just don't wanna go today and I saw something at the mall! "

K-" Well fine. I'll pick you up bye buttercup."

B~ "Thanks Ken!! "
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"I smirked noticing how butters can make any text conversation happy with just a couple of words, I brushed out my hair in my cracked mirror only to cover it with my parka before I walked to Kevin's room."

K• What do you want Kenny?

(I JUST REALIZED ALL OF THERE NAMES START WITH K, KENNY, KAREN, KEVIN-)

K-" Im just here to say good luck at the college meeting."

K• "Thanks Karen is almost ready."

K- "Got it! "

" I walked out of his room sitting by the front door due to my parents being passed out on the sofa and recliner before I saw Karen run to me"

K|"big brother!!"

K- "You ready?"

K| "mhm mhm!"

K- "You want me to leave you at the bus stop or drive you all the way?"

K| "i wanna meet up with Tricia and Ike so at the bus stop!"

K- "got it "

" I opened the door for her walking her to my very run down truck"

K|" I can't wait! Today we have a pizza party in class!"

K- "Well that sounds awesome!. "

" I turned the radio on and dropped her off at the bus stop"

I• "Hey Kenny!"

T~" Ike don't talk to him-."

K-" IT WAS ONE TIME TRICIA."

K| "Bye Kenny!"

K- "Bye kare bear! "

" Tricia flipped me off before I started driving to Butters house, mumbling to the lyrics and parking down the street "

*messages*
*7:10*

K-* Hey Buttercup I'm down the street."

B~"Got it Ken I'm coming!"
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" I sang along to whatever was on the radio before I saw a blonde hair person open the door and climb in"

B~ "Hey Ken! "

K- "Hey Buttercup. "

" I started to drive towards the mall squeezing his hand and talking about stuff, before parking "

B~ "C'mon Ken!."

" I saw butters already half way thru the parking lot.As I started to run to him he stopped in his tracks waiting for me"

*+-Butters pov-+*

" Ken was taking forever and I was worried she was already gonna be bought if he didn't hurry so when I saw him still at the truck I was little mad"

K~ "Alright I'm here buttercup!"

B-" finally Ken! C'mon let's go!."

" I ran into the building Kenny running behind slowly. I kept screaming at him to hurry before we made it to the pet shop "

K~ "So why are we?"

B- "Just come with me Ken!"

" I said hi to the worker before pushing Kenny back to the bunny area walking towards a bunny that had the name, Fawn. She had black fur and a lot of scars.".

K~ *So we are here Abt a dumb bunny?"

B- "She's not dumb!"

K~ "Sorry buttercup!"

B- "Hmph."

" I grumbled, unlocking Fawn's cage putting her in my lap and letting her on my lap"

K~ "How much is she?"

B- "...She's 350 she's so expensive but so cute!"

K~" one second "

"I looked at Ken before he walked out of the bunny room. He came back around 10 minutes later holding paper work"

K~ " Well buttercup..Fawn is now ours!"

B-" SERIOUSLY KEN!?"

K~ "Mhm"

B- " Omg thank you Ken!"

" I mumbled again before petting her smiling so wide it hurt "

(WORD COUT IS 645!! sorry it's not good it's 1:05 and my brain is hurting -)