the story of the spider that i sprayed with windex

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once upon a stupid ugly time i ate 12 thousand pizza rolls for dinner and when i was done my mom told me "you stupid disappointment it is your turn to do the dishes" so i angrily stomped over to the stupid fucking sink and started washing the stupid fucking dishes because dishes are old lazy and stupid and need someone to bathe them. i am not a freaking retirement home for dishes but whatever. then i sawed. a. spimder. this was the ugliest spider i have ever seen in my entire god damn life. its face was uglier than the insides of my asshole. i much rather would have stared directly into my own asshole than look at that stupid fucking spider any longer. the spider started to go "shimmy shimmy yay shimmy yay shimmy ya" so i got really angry and grabbed some windex and sprayed the spider 70000000000001 times. the spider didnt die. the spider started to juju on that beat. what the heck. i just sprayed tf out of this stinky spider. why is it doing a freaking jig. it jujud on that beat so hard that i got violently angry. then the spider fucking queefed. it went "PFTTTTTTTTT!" that made me so fucking angry that i grabbed the spider and threw it outside then stomped on it repeatedly. then a bunch of stray cats came and queefed on the dead spider corpse. then they shitted stinky doodoo diarrhea shits on it. then a skunk came and ate it. the skunk went "mmm mmm mmm". the ugly ass dpider is deads. thr end