Disclaimer

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DEDICATED TO

✨My master✨ (ifykyk)

Because you're funny and depressed and you listen and we can talk about the weirdest shit and pretend its normal and you made 2023 worth living for me. 

Don't be like Eliza and let ur mum marry you off I promise it wont be Tae💀

Also you kinda co-wrote this book with me and now you have all the spoilers :(

(Except for the sex scenes bet you didn't see that 👀 if you want it you'd better put dobby in your story👹👹)


Yes, this a rewrite, which means most parts of the story will be changed :D 

I wasn't happy with the way the original plot was going, so I refurbished it (and will most likely be changing the name to 'A deranged marriage' because this book isn't in first person pov) :D 

So, buckle up for some planned disasters!

It was a recipe for disaster

A four-course meal of no siree

It seemed that happily ever after

Was happy everyone was after me~

(One little slip - Barenaked ladies) 

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This book is a work of fiction. It is meant for entertainment purposes ONLY.

All characters, relating to real people or not, are fictional - a figment of imagination from my mind. None of this reflects the life of any BTS members mentioned.

Do not steal my book idea. This is my original work and I will not tolerate plagiarism. Be warned - you will be reported.

This book contains mild mature content. Viewer discretion is advised.

This book is a COMEDY.

Most situations in this book will be FICTIONAL and should not be taken seriously.

Nothing that happens in this book is a real happening.

I will not tolerate trolls on any of my books.

Any insulting/troll comments will be deleted.

My writing is not perfect, nor as good as other authors. If you don't like it, there is no need to leave harsh comments. The answer is as quick as exiting the book.

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"My deranged marriage"

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