Helluva Boss (OC Insert)

S1 E7: Ozzie's

(WARNING: if you are a child under 18, don't read this until you hit that age!)
(A/n: You might recognize this OC in this chapter later!)

The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas' grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Cassi walks into the office saying,

Cassi: "Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!"

Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.

Millie: "*yells* I'm still so jazzed up!"

She snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group. Moxxie throws the chainsaw off screen as he says,

Moxxie: "Well you better stay jazzed, *points finger guns* babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?"

Cassi: "Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street."

Moxxie: "Actually, ma'am, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!"

Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.

Millie: "*gasps* Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!"

Moxxie: "Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while."

Millie: "Moxxie!"

She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out. Cassi rolls her eyes and said,

Cassi: "*groans* Ugh, can you two not?"

Moxxie: "I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time?"

Cassi: "No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy. Plus I don't think cheap love songs work in the Lust Ring-"

Moxxie: "Uh, no. The reservation is for us."

Cassi: "Uh huh!"

Moxxie: "Just us."

Cassi: "Mhm! And?"

Moxxie: "Without you there. Explicitly without you there."

Cassi: "I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. I do have anniversary gifts for you guys later tonight. *hugs the two tightly* See you lovebugs later!"

She whistles as she on her way out. Moxxie growls as Millie comforts him by saying,

Millie: "Relax, sweetie, don't let her get to you today. Let's just go home and... clean this blood off."

Moxxie blushes, flustered. She drags her finger down from Moxxie's chest and makes a seductive purring sound as they walk offscreen. The scene cuts to Hell's version of a subway as the intercom's say,

Intercom: "Elevator 666 departing for Lust *in seductive tone* in 5 minutes."

Moxxie fixes his bowtie, Millie walks on screen. They both walk off together and Blitzo peers from on the other side of a pillar. Millie and Moxxie sit down in a waiting area as Cassi spies on them behind a newspaper and calls Loona.