S2 E5: Unhappy Campers

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(WARNING: if you are a child under 18, don't read this until you hit that age!)

The scene opens with Cassi peeking out of a corner of a building to check if the coast was clear. She then immediately runs across to a building in the Sloth Ring and starts climbing up the drain gutter downspout before she sneaks on the edge to a windowsill.

Cassi: "*low whisper* Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Let me in."

Cassi opens a window and tries to get inside But, she gets stuck in between the open window because of her hips being stuck. Cassi wriggles before she starts to make it through, but then she ends up falling in and rolls over.

Cassi: "Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, FUCK!!!"

Cassi crouches up and looks around for anyone who saw her. However, unbeknownst to her, a hand holding a taser comes into the scene and painfully tases her right on her cheek of her butt, making Cassi seize in shock with static electricity before falling head first to the ground with smoke coming out of her.

Unknown Demon: "Well, if it ain't the no-show-lady."

Cassi gets back up after her painful tase and brushes off her sleeves.

Cassi: "*mockingly* Well, if it isn't Nurse Pussy Face."

The camera switches over to the source of the voice, one of the nurses in charge of the rehab facility.

Rehab Nurse: "You ain't gettin' in here. *crosses her arms and scowls at Cassi* How many times do I have to sodomize you with a taser before you take a hint?"

Despite being tased, Cassi doesn't seem all hurt and brushes her hoodie.

Cassi: "As many as it takes for me to get a visit. *turns back to the nurse* Now, enough with this foreplay shit, where's Barb?"

Rehab Nurse: "She checked out months ago, but that ain't none of your business."

Cassi, surprised, comes over to the nurse, hands shrugging in confusion.

Cassi: "Wait, what? How? This is- I don't understand, wh-where the fuck did she go?"

The nurse is skeptical of Cassi's intentions and brings up a taser to her face, making Cassi so nervous and anxious that her tail straightened up and her arms down in fear.

Rehab Nurse: "Yeah, like I'm gonna tell you, ass clown."

Cassi regains her composure and stares down at the nurse.

Cassi: "You know, I kill people for a living, right, bitch? I will have no hesitation in killing in you, right here, right now."

Rehab Nurse: "*nonchalantly* Oh, I'm SO FUCKIN' scared..."

Cassi realizes that the nurse isn't all afraid of her and won't tell her about Barb's whereabouts.

Cassi: "Ugh... Fine."

Cassi walks back to the window to climb out of the room. Halfway through, the nurse calls back to her.

Rehab Nurse: "Cass, she's got a job now, a life."

The camera changes back to the point of view of Cassi trying to exit out through the window.

Rehab Nurse: "Don't fuck it up by finding her."

Cassi: "Oh, don't tell me what to do bitch, I know what I'm doing! So why don't you take that advice and shove it right between your pussy *loses her grip and falls from the building* Liiiips!"

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