Helluva Boss (OC Insert)

S1 E3: Spring Broken

(WARNING: if you are a child under 18, don't read this until you hit that age!)

The scene opens to van driving in the street as loud music blasts through it and then Cassi yells,

Cassi: "I LOVE THIS SONG!" ♫YOU WERE A SPICY LITTLE DEMON WITH BLEACH BLONDE HAIR!♫

Loona sits in the passenger seat next to Cassi, looking mildly annoyed at her singing. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles.

Cassi: ♫FIEEEEEEDIN' FOR THAT SEMEN WHEN I CAUGHT YOU STARE...♫

They drive right into a parking lot getting ready to park their van.

Cassi: ♫THOOOOUGHT IT MIGHT BE LOVE, BUT YOU WENT-♫

A pink car suddenly parked their space while Cassi panicked and yelled,

Cassi: "Oh, holy shit fu-. Everyone hold on!"

Cassi slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. She turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. She glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".

Cassi: "Oh, you 'suck for life', do ya?!"

She pulls out a megaphone and yells into it saying,

Cassi: "Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!"

The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Cassi lowers the megaphone, shocked.

Cassi: "Oh, shit! Verosika?!"

Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.

Verosika: "Cassandra."

Cassi: "I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is-"

Cassi falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up and yells,

Cassi: "-three Rings DOWN!"

Verosika: "And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts."

Cassi: "Oh yeah? I can see that your fat ass is out of rehab, still a drunken whore and clutching that beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cocktail in hell!"

Verosika: "They let me off because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups."

Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb.

Verosika: "So, your sister says 'Hi'."

Cassi angrily steps in front of Verosika.

Cassi: "Why are you parkin' here anyway?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!"

Verosika: "Actually, prick. It has my name on it."

Verosika points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground.

Verosika: "I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building..."

Loona: "*watching from the van* No way..."

Verosika: "...and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break."

Cassi: "Wait, a WEEK?! No, no, there is no way you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!"