Bungou Stray Dogs - School AU [Dazai Harem]

Chapter 1 - Bungou High

Dazai was forced to get out of bed when the maid came to tell him to get ready to go to his new school. He was really tired still, but whatever. 

Dazai was kicked and expelled out of his old school. His school count is 4 schools from the start of the year, but it seems his faher is still content that Dazai shouldn't stay home. 

He was sure that his father wanted him out of the house, but can't do that since Mori is a very famous man, and if he kicks his own son out, then his medical company will fall down. His clinic will, too.

Dazai made his way to the bathroom next to his room, and splashed water on his face. He wrapped his body in new and fresh bandages after a shower,  put a baggy brown T-shirt on, and beige pants.

His hair was messy, but he could careless. 

He skipped breakfast, and went to the car that was parked outside. Dazai sat in the back, and Hirotsu, the gentleman, began to drive in the way of the school, probably. 

''Mr. Dazai, we're here.''

Dazai sartled out of his thoughts, and went  out to the school gates. 

So... what class was he in?

Right, class Elite A. 

He walked to to where the fuck that was in, even though he was kinda lost. 

Why is this place so goddamn big?

Whatever, he found it anyway. 

No, that was Elite B. 

Wait, was he in Elite A or B?

He whipped out a paper, his acceptence letter. 

Class Elite A.

Okay, so its that way. 

He found it, thank god. 

Dazai made his way to the only empty desk, minding his own business.

Someone came, Dazai could feel their presence. 

''See, I told you! Someone new is gonna join us today!'' A short black haired guy who had his eyes closed in a weird way said, pointing at Dazai. Next to him, was a girl with purple-like hair, her eyes pink. 

''Uh.. Yeah? I think you did.'' She said, probably wondering what she was agreeing to.

Dazai looked between them, trying to calculate what kinds of people they were, but then decided against it. He doesn't think they will interact a lot anyway. 

''Well, what's your name?'' Said the guy with weird eyes, he was also very short.

''Dazai Osamu. And you lot?''

''Edogawa Ranpo.'' The dude turned serious in a few seconds, opening his eyes. They were green. ''Say, do you want me to share my candy with ya?'' 

The other girl gasped. ''F-Flabbergasted..!'' she gaped, ''You're asking him o-out?!''

Dazai looked at her, this time, it was his turn to be flabergasted. 

''What?''

''It's nothing. Don't mind her dramatic outbursts.'' Ranpo said, his eyes returning to their closed look. Good. 

''Ugh,'' The purple headed girl crossed her arms, snickering at the closed-eye freak.

''I'm Yosano Akiko.'' She returned normal again. What a weird duo.

''Nice to meet you, Yosano-chan. Say, do you wanna commit double suicide with me?''

''I mean, sur-'' The bell rang interrupting her. ''Oop, gotta go to my class.'' She said before running off somewhere. 

So, she wasn't in this class?

Closed-eye freak sat next to Dazai, and he decided to ignore the guy until the weirdo said, ''You are really weird, I can't seem to read you.'' Look who's talking--

''What am I, a book?'' 

''I can't read what you are thinking, and I can't calculate your next move. Never met someone like that before.''

Is this guy good?

''Is this a cry for help or what?'' 

''Forget it.'' 

Dazai frowned annoyedly. What is wrong with this school's kids?

''Kids, stop talking in class.'' Dazai stopped glaring at the table, intead, he started to glare onto the teacher. 

She flinched. Good. 

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Finally, 4th subject ended and Dazai went outside for break.

and he had to say, closed-eyes freak was actually good company. 

He figured a few stuff about him, now that they were seated together for 4 subjects - 

1. He wanted to become the world's greatest detective. 

2. He can't do math. [Dazai grinned noting this, since the weirdo kept asking him questions and being  like, 'how do you do this and that']

3. He likes sweets. 

4. His only serious time is when his eyes are open. 

5. He's close friends with Ms. butterfly head. 

Now that he thinks about that girl, she was about to agree to Dazai's request about double suicide!

He shall hunt her down. Most girls get weireded out or scared. 

Dazai stood up from the bench he was sitting in, already looking for a purple head and butterfly hairclip.

Chapter 1, complete.