Think YAHLAND: Alt 80s?

Entry 5: Skin So Oily, The US invaded It.

Recently, I noticed that there are alot of jokes all over the internet about how the US government is obsessed with oil. I have no idea what those jokes mean and why oil is important I just think maybe its another stupid internet joke that just became a meme for no real reason.

..Plus the only reason I was forced to pay attention to  these dumb jokes is because one senior boy at my school really hurt my feelings when he just roasted me out of nowhere "Skin so oily, the US boutta invade that shhi-."

His horrible words said so loudly in the cafeteria, everybody laughing, like shut up! Don't act like y'all got the joke! I mean COME ON! Y'all understand it and I?? DONT? yeah right, WHATEVER!!

LIKE WAS MY SKIN REALLY THAT SHINY THAT DAY???
I silently cried all throughout 2nd and third period.

But then I had to be happy because the whole school was practicing The Harlem Shake for our schools YouTube channel.  I'm literally rolling my eyes.

If anyone watches that video, they'll see me in the back trying not to do some combo of laughing and or crying.

...mmmph

Anyway here I am back "home." And I still DO NOT understand politics or "USoil" (My ship name for the US and Oil.)

I'm here to celebrate my birthday but also I'm here to say goodbye. I'm here to see if I'll miss any of this and so far it's looking like... nope!

Yahland has my whole heart! Forever!

My skin was not oily those days in Yahland!

Love my mom, but she's even better in Yahland!
Love my dad, but he's actually around in Yahland, like not just when he nerds to be!

Its like the EXACT opposite of Coraline!

Sigh

When me and Vox were on our way to meet his friend Desmond, you'll never guess what happened!

I mean you literally cannot guess, SO! I'll tell you.

It seems while me, Vox, and God were frolicing through all the flowers, a war was brewing!

And because of that I had to go "home."...

You see, its the reason I named this entry after my small trauma at school months ago.

God knew. He knew! If he took me to that world he knew I would never want to leave!!!!

So what better way to turn me off of the place than by placing right in front of me annoying adults being annoying and causing drama!

One of the main reasons that I, as a teenager, dread becoming an adult is because all the adults in my thought-line are crazy! Many of them are like big kids!

Sometimes I can't even stand LITTLE kids! Who needs LARGE ones!?!!?

Even my parents! I mean why get married if you're just going to divorce each other later!? Just a bunch of big dumb dummies!

If youre an older person hearing this, then you're probably thinking, "yOuRe a KiD, wHaT dO yOu KnOw?"

I'm tired of people saying "you'll understand when you get older..."

MAN I ALREADY UNDERSTAND! Don't think we don't understand just because we're young!

Um first of all, I know lots. I don't claim to know it all but, being a child of the most high God has its perks, mmkay, and one of those perks is being wise beyond my years, light years even.

Curtisy of the Holy Ghost.

Tomorrow is my birthday. I'll be 16. At 15, I'm already like officially a half adult! You know why? Because I'll be 21. TWENTY. ONE. In just five years!