Think YAHLAND: Alt 80s?

Entry 6: THE GREAT BEELINE INCIDENT

Or Hang The PJ as I see it. Hmph!

High-low! I'm back! Sorry I got distracted, by my BRAND NEW "WRECK THIS JOURNAL!!!" I HAVE BEEN WANTING THIS FOR SOOO LONG!! I just couldn't resist! Its totally way weirder than I thought. But I had to take a break because just like the book says, I started to mourn for the perfect system of the book once I found the pages that told me to take the book in the shower with me and the one where it's like "throw coffee on this page." LIKE? HEH?

WHAT AM I 5? I feel a baby would LOVE destroying things but me? A grown teenager? So I had to put it down, I don't know if I'll actually get the guts to completely wreck it, what was I expecting with the name "Wreck This Journal?" I'm dumb sometimes yeah. But after I stopped trying to wreck it Ralph that Journal, dummy me, I REMEMBERED I WAS STILL TELLING MY AMAZING MIRACLE STORY,  LIKE HOW COULD I JUST LEAVE YOU HANGIN LIKE THAT DIARY? Yeah! I'm DUMB sometimes!

My apologies! Back to the story!

So Me and Vox were just chilling in the city and these cool little crash boxes (YOULL KNOW IF YOU HAD HBO FAMILY AS A KID) STARTED FALLING FROM THE SKY!!!

And a News cast warning was happening, when I looked on the screen, what can only be described as a real life version of Botan (from Yu Yu Hakusho) was sitting there casually, telling the news!

I don't know how to describe how I felt in this moment, just trust that I was overwhelmed! Even just retelling it I'm at a lost for words, I'm just a Mary Sue and this whole world revolves around me! ~~(Because it's literally in my head)~~

AND! And her voice was different! Which is probably because I did not like her English voice in the dub, she sounds like an old lady, an old British lady. She sounded more like the subs but in English, so I gotta really thank God for his attention to detail.

Also might I add that she looked like the manga version of Botan, the one with blonde hair and green eyes, that version, my favorite one!

"It appears that the world's most famous dating app has caused a bit of controversy!"

"Beeline." Is the top dating and friendship app of our current time and culture and has helped many people find their perfect match whether that be platonically or romantically!"

APP!? So my brain must have included snartphones after all...

"In February,  during its first launch, many outsiders neighboring Yahland,  criticized the app for being "Christian Propaganda."

"Yet even with this sentiment going through the outsiders minds, it still became one of the most downloaded and imitated apps of the 80s!"

It's hard to remember that this is the 1980s, when they have all these tech advances like cellphone apps and walking, talking music bots like Vox.

But this is the 80s drummed up from the heart and mind of a poser teenager circa 2010s.

"Well as it turns out, Yusuke and Keiko Yuramessi, the founders of the app, [and the founders of the Christian Corporation "You're-A-Mess-See?"] have found a way to basically shut out anyone who isn't a resident of Yahland! And by default anyone who isn't saved, as a result!"

When I heard her say Yusuke and Keiko I was SHOOK because Yu Yu Hakusho instantly became my fave show when it aired on I think, Adult Swim's version of Toonami, one summer night when I was having a sleep over with my cousin at her friends house and everyone fell asleep but me and someone left the TV on in the living room and I heard that AWESOME theme song to Yu Yu Hakusho, and I was hooked then!
THANK YOU FOR WAKING ME UUUUUUP!!
My cousin screamed those exact words at me sarcastically after she woke up and realized we were late for school, so it felt meant to be!
Sad thing is, it went off air so I never really knew how it ended...Also the American Urameshi pun is totally not lost on me!