Think YAHLAND: Alt 80s?

My Final Entry

Before I could protest any longer, I was out like a light. And when I felt my self waking up, I was afraid to open my eyes because I was sure that I'd be back at home in Gods thought-line instead of my own. So I hesitated to open my eyes when my mother yelled for me to wake up.

Then she came over and shook me, so I had no choice but to wake up!
I looked around and...hey! I'm still in Yahland!!!

Hahahaha! Thank you Holy Ghost!

"Sheesh, baby girl, why were you sleeping so hard, you don just about scared me!"

"Sorry..." Siigghh its so comforting being in this nice white mansion, waking up to my loving parents. I wonder why God didn't send me back to the real world? Then I start to wonder...

"Mom, how did I get back here?"
"Girl what are you talking about? You never left!"
"Huh?"
"You alright?"

"Uhhh"
"You just fell asleep on the couch and didn't wake till now."

"Really? Seriously?!"
"Sounds like she had a really vivd dream!"
I hear my dad coming into the living room, holding a whole tray of what looks like my favorite snacks!
That makes me sit up a little straighter.

How could I have been dreaming!? Wouldn't that be like inception or something? This world is already kinda of like a dream, so... I had a dream within a dream?

While I'm thinking all this, my stomach causes my mouth to say "what's all those snacks for?"

"What its for? Its one of our favorite nights as a family! Its TV night!" My Dad looks at me like "duh" and I'm like, how the heck was I supposed to know that?

But suddenly I look around at this giant gorgeous counch I'm sitting on so comfortable and warm, with these beautiful high ceilings that make me feel like a princess, and my Kingly father holding a large tray of my favorite food and drink.
I'm grateful for this. So grateful.

And I need to be, because I think it will be gone soon.

So I don't say anything. I just let things play. I'm gonna enjoy this night with my patents still married and in love. This whole time, even thought I missed them being like this, it feels like I have been WAY more interested in everything else instead of them.

"Our show block is about to start." My parents say in unison, and I can do nothing but smile.

The huge movie theater like TV is already on and I hear a promotion for The Fresh Prince Of Belair. That is one of my favorite TV shows so I bet in this world its a brand new show instead of a throwback like it is in the other world.

But something really throws me for a loop de loop! The character of William Smith, isn't played by Will Smith!! ITS PLAYED BY BARACK OBAMA!! LIKE A REALLY YOUNG LOOKING OBAMA TOO!!
WHICH MEANS THAT...IN THIS WORLD...WILL SMITH IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND HIS WIFE IS THE GIRL FROM SET IT OFF!? (AmovieIonlyknowaboutbecauseofLittleMix)
WTFr!?

Just to make sure, I ask my parents.
"MOM! DAD! who's the POTUS?" THEY BOTH SAY, I KID YOU NOT "William Obama."

AND! ....... I don't care.
Like I was shocked for a moment there, but its not really important.
(OPJ: Oh how wrong I was...)

Anyway, THIS! Right now is more important, the fact that all my favorite will smith movies might be replaced with Barack, I can worry about that later, cuz like foodstamps, my family is first.

But seeing barack rap, is definitely not as weird as I thought it probably would be because I've been watching videos of that impersonator on YouTube. (Side note; I haven't watched an epic rap battles of history video in so long...)
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During our last favorite show, a Holy Ghost report comes on! Botan appears on the screen! The blonde one, the one I like.