Ashes to Ashes

"It's an Ezra thing."

Okay guys, it's @evesenigma here. Whoever read the other chapter 8, just don't think about that one anymore. This is the real chapter 8

Colin's pov

"Who's 'M'?" Rachel asked, "is it graham?"

"I have no idea who 'M' is, I swear" I muttered, and took the note out of Rachel's hand. I couldn't make out who's writing it was. I don't recognise it.

"Oh well, who cares." I said, and tossed it to one side, "let's celebrate Aidan and Eve."

"Yeah, this is ATEves special day." Rachel laughed weirdly, and went and sat down next to Kathryn.

Rachel's pov

"So, Ezra, tell me how exactly you managed to bring back Kathryn from the dead" I asked him, genuinely curious as to how on earth he did it.

*i don't even know how he did it, and I'm supposed to be writing the fricking thing lol*

"Well, I was walking on the beach one day, when you were scattering Kathryn's ashes. I thought you looked quite sad, so I thought I would bring her back to life. I had a mini Hoover in my trouser pocket that I bought that day, and I thought I could try it out."

"Wow, that was lucky, my one true love wouldn't be here today if it weren't for you." Eugene cried. Eugene seemed... too emotional.

"Ugh, wake up and smell the coffee Eugene! I am not your one true love! I'm in love with Shadrack!" Kathryn shouted.

"Be quiet Kathryn! I want to hear the rest of the story!" Rachel slurred, drunk off her ass.

Ezra continued, "Anyway, as I was saying, I had my wetsuit on and my surfboard, I located Kathryn's ashes with my ash tracker devise. The devise told me that her ashes were in the whale, so I had to Hoover them from inside the whale." He said, as it was like an everyday thing for him.

"Okay, so how did you actually revive me?" Kathryn wondered.

"It's an Ezra thing, too complex for the likes of you." He stated, and went back to eating.

Narrators pov

Little did the rest of the group know, that Ezra Fitz was planning something. Something big.

*lel guys I have no clue how Kathryn was revived*