Ashes to Ashes

The Day that Shadrack got Stoned (featuring Batman and some crappy pirate puns)

Raquel's POV (yes i know its rachel but raquel sounds funny af)

Graham began his tracking immediately. He's always frightened me slightly as his soul seems more than intimidating to me. And no, I'm not just saying this because of his relationship with Colin, I mean it. Something about that guy scares me and I have a feeling that Colin knows about it. Secrecy will always come back to bite you on the arse, Colin.. Remember that.

On the way to 'Ezra's Lair' we took a small detour for Andy to stock up on his eye pencil crap or whatever, so amid this glorious mission we found ourselves trapped in Tesco.

"Jeez what's taking him so long?" Aidan scowled and leaned against a mirror with his arms across his chest.

"He needs the right one, Aidan. God, get a grip and just be patient," Katie replied.

"Are you sure he's at the makeup aisle because.. well because Colin is missing too.." I butted in to the conversation.

But guess what.. We walked to the bloody makeup aisle in our small group of saviours plus Eugene and look who we found. A little teenager and her 'bffs' giggling and gossiping about something called Bieber?

"Hey kids, have you seen a handsome guy in a black suit with another guy wearing eyeliner?" I asked them, only to get a 'wtf why are you talking to me stranger' look.

The oldest looking, and the one who resembled an Oompa Loompa the most was first to speak in that annoying Essex accent. We aren't even in Essex..

"Hey what the fuck you think you doing mate?"

"Yeah you weirdo we're only 13 stop harassing us?" another spoke in an equally scandalous voice.

"I simply asked if yo.."

"Nah mate quit talking to us do you what me to get my boyfriend on you? He'd rip your face off he's so tough."

"Listen," Graham began. "We need to find them. One of our friends was kidnapped by a guy in a helicopter at a wedding and we need those men to help find the person who stole her."

"Are you from the nut house or something?" the shortest one snarled at us. Wow what an idiot.

"Please tell us," Aidan cried. "She's my wife."

The girls murmured to each other for a split second before turning to face us with their hideous orange faces.

"They went that way," one of the Oompa Loompa's pointed in the direction of the DVDs and toys.

"Step out of my way, peasants," I declared and shoved the girls to one side, followed by the rest who were striding behind me.

And sure enough, we found them. Andy and Colin. In the freaking kids department. Although at first I never recognised the emo.

"Andy get that mask off!" Katie yelled as she yanked a Batman mask away from her boyfriend/emo/whatever the hell he is.

"But it's Batman! You don't understand, woman!"

"Don't you dare woman me!!"

So as they were arguing about a mask, I accidentally overheard Eugene and Shadrack discussing something. Well it wasn't accidental as I was eavesdropping.. Oh well, takes one to know one. Wait what the hell am I talking about?

Eugene's POV

"Oi, Geno, where the hell has Kathryn got to? She was right behind me?" Shadrack spoke to me. Oh yeah, Kathryn had vanished.. I hadn't even noticed.