Ashes to Ashes

Bet you thought you'd seen the last of me, bitches (starring an emo)

Rachel POV

"Oh my glob what are we going to do?! Eve's been kidnapped!" I began to panic, pacing up and down the pews as Aidan cried on the altar. He's upset about Eve I guess.

"I knew it, I knew he was a creep!" Kathryn proclaimed , waving her pencil finger in the air.

"Oh sure you did," Colin rolled his eyes, "just admit it, we were all fooled by that psycho."

God damn, and I thought he was hot too.. Oh don't judge me, he can quote Shakespeare! If I didn't have Colin I would have totally gone for Fitz.

But now he's taken Eve.. And Aidan won't stop crying.. What will we do?

Just then a storm brewed up from no where. Thunder crackled and lightning sparked across the sky. We were all stuck in a church, just like some creepy vampire movie, without Robert Patterson and glitter.

As lightening struck the gravestones outside, the door to the church burst open to reveal..

Was that guy wearing make up?!

"Reason number 905 of why Andy Biersack is so awesomely sexy.. I always make an entrance! Like Batman!!" The make up guy, Andy I guess, spoke, his voice deep and husky.

My first thought was, maybe I should offer him a strepsle, because it sounded like he had a sore throat. My second thought was, who the hell wears war paint in a church?

Andy strode up the abandoned pews with icy eyes. His rather long, gazelle like legs causing him to reach us within seconds and he towered over us all like a giraffe. A giraffe in leather.

The room was filled with an awkward silence .. The storm out side ceasing to excist as if it had purely been played for some sort of dramatic effect... Tbh it probably was.

"Um.. Hi?" I was the first to speak.

"Hello..woman." Andy inclined his head in a greeting .

Woman? Are you lumping kidding me?

Well at least he recognized you as a female Raquel.. Oh.

"Uh who are you?" Kathryn questioned, pointing her pencil finger at Andy. Causing him to raise a very judgmental dark eyebrow.

"You don't know who I am?" He asked, clearly concerned.

We all shook our heads, even Aidan who had stopped crying when Andy had strode in.

"We're all kinda social rejects, so we don't go out much." I explained.

Andy nodded, "yeah, explains a lot. For example dwarf guy." He pointed at Aidan.

"Look dude, just cause I look like that Kili guy from the hobbit, doesn't mean you can bring it up! And what are you supposed to be, some sort of satanist? We're in a church!!"

Andy just ignored him and flipped his coal dark hair.

"Whatever, I'm only here because my girlfriend was invited to a wedding and I'm her plus one.. Also she told me there was booze sooo." Andy crossed his arms over his bare chest.

Yeah bare. He was only wearing a leather jacket, low clinging ripped jeans and pointed leather boots that looked like they had been to hell and back.

"Oh, who's your girlfriend?" Kathryn asked, clearly interested in getting some relationship gossip.

Andy opened his mouth as he glanced behind him in confusion.

"She was right behind... Crap I left the child lock on the car door again. I'll be back in a second."

He ran out, leaving us all standing in silence.

"Who the hell invited him to my wedding?" Aidan sniffed, clearly pissed about the dwarf thing and the fact his wife had just been kidnapped.

Oh yeah, I forgot about Eve.

"Well technically no one invited him, but Eve invited me so I took him as my plus one."

We all turned to the voice that spoke from behind us. Kathryn and I both gasping in surprise at the sight of the girl that stood close to Andy's side, his tattooed arm around her waist.

"Katie?!"

"Bet you thought you'd seen the last of me, bitches"