Beware the Physical Exam

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(Yuji's POV)

Today, the club was set outside in the garden. Mori, Honey, and Haruhi were wearing Yukatas, while the pervs and Kyoya were wearing butler outfits. Tsu-chan and I stared at the scenery amazed.

Yuji: "Woah! Look at all the cherry blossoms!"

We twirled around, getting the flower petals in our hair. I heard Su-kun chuckle and I stopped spinning and looked over at him with a slight blush.

Sukuna: "You two are adorable."

I blushed even more as Tsu-chan giggled. Su-kun walked up to us and ruffled our hair, causing the flower petals to fall off our heads. It wasn't long before customers flooded into the garden and we were forced into outfits. We were wearing Yukatas. Su-kun's was white while mine was black. Tsu-chan's was a mix of white and black. Haruhi walked over to us looking confused.

Haruhi: "Shouldn't it be the other way around?"

Huh? I looked at her confused, before looking at our outfits. 

Sukuna: "Is there something wrong with me wearing white, Haruhi?"

Haruhi: "You might get blood on it."

She said that so bluntly it made me laugh. I clung to Tsu-chan's arm while clinching my stomach, so I didn't fall. Su-kun huffed and looked at me annoyed. Suddenly the Hitachiin twins grumbled as they slinked their way over to us.

Tsuki: "What's wrong with you two?"

Yuji: "Yeah, did something happen?"

Karou: "Kyoya has a bunch of pictures of us."

Hikaru: "I don't even know how he got them."

Twins: "See?"

They then showed us the blurry pictures of us, but one picture caught my eye. It was a well-quality picture of Su-kun and me attempting to save Tsu-chan from that mushroom. Su-kun and I looked shocked and slightly annoyed that Glasses took a photo of us trying to save our baby brother instead of calling for help.

Sukuna: "I will kill the disgusting, small-brain pervert!"

Tsuki: "Oh, look, there are words at the bottom of it."

We looked at him confused before looking at the bottom of the photo to see a warning sign and then some text after it. I decided to read it out loud.

Yuji: "This is a warning to everyone. This is what happens when you shove food down people's throats, they choke. Our poor club member had to be saved by his big brothers because of an idiot. Oh...that's what this is about."

Suddenly Glasses appeared out of nowhere, holding books.

Kyoya: "I assume you boys like it? Just a warning to people to NOT shove food down people's throats."

He glanced at the blond perv, who flinched and backed away from us. I sighed and nodded my head, this is a good idea, it shouldn't be a warning, but there are idiots out there I guess.

Kyoya: "I have more anyway."

He showed us the books and we looked at the photos. One was of Su-kun leaning close to me to grab a flower petal from my hair. He frowned, clearly not liking this.  Just then the twins leaned on Haruhi's body.

Twins: "So, Haruhi, Itadoris, have you decided on your elective courses for this term?"

Karou: "How about conversational French?"

He holds a sheet of paper in front of Haruhi, reading off the courses. 

Hikaru: "I think the six of us should take it together. It makes perfect sense."

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