The Sweet, Sour, and Dangerous: OHSHC x JJK

The Talent Show

(Kuna's POV)

I was walking down the hall with my baby brothers and the new parasites. For some reason, Dad signed Yuj's and my copies to our school, claiming it "made sense" I guess because they look like us and we go to this school. 

My copy is being on a short leash after that stunt he pulled last week at the amusement park with Tsu. I still want to kill him for that, but no one will let me. They're all afraid I will get arrested for murder, but I don't care, as long as I kill the damn parasite I'm all good.

We make it to the clubroom and stood outside of it. 

Sukuna: "So are we going in or what?"

I looked at him annoyed.

Kuna: "Let me remind you, these are the same people that caught you just last week, trying to rape our baby brother. They aren't going to give you a friendly welcome."

He scoffed and rolled his eyes. 

Yuji: "Also, our club is known as a Host Club."

They looked at Yu shocked. Yuki started to blush while the parasite frowned in disgust.

Yuki: "Wait...so you flirt with people?"

Tsu giggled and nodded his head. The parasite made a gagging sound at this and looked disgusted.

Sukuna: "Gross! Why the HELL would you join something like that?!"

Tsuki: "Because our friend owes them money and we agreed to help her out."

Kuna: "No, Tsu. YOU agreed to help her out. Yuj and I only joined to keep the pervert away from you."

He giggled and nodded his head. Just then we heard someone walk towards us and we looked to see Haruhi making her way over to us.

Tsuki: "Haru-chan!"

Haruhi: "Oh, you guys made it here."

She looked over at Yuki and the parasite and froze.

Haruhi: "What the hell is HE doing here?!"

She pointed a shaky finger at the parasite and he only looked at her annoyed. I groaned.

Kuna: "Dad's already punished him, Haruhi."

The parasite looked at me annoyed.

Sukuna: "Don't say it like that."

Yuki: "Get your mind out of the gutter, you damn curse."

Haruhi looked unsure, but ignored the parasite and moved over to the door.

Haruhi: "The others aren't going to be too happy with him here."

Kuna: "Oh, don't worry, I know. But knowing how the perv is, all the parasite has to say is that he regrets what he did and wants him to "train" him to be a "gentlemen"

Haruhi snickered and nodded her head, knowing exactly that would happen. The parsite scoffed.

Sukuna: "I don't need anyone training me. I ain't a damn puppy."

Yuki: "Just go along with it."

Yuji: "Yeah, unless you want people to harass you to join their clubs."

The parasite groaned as Haruhi opened the doors. We walked inside to see the rest of the Host Club in the clubroom, but there weren't any girls yet, which means it wasn't open yet. The perv looked over at us and grinned.

Tamaki: "Finally, there you four are! Hurry up and prepare some instant coffee, Haruhi. Our customers will arrive in any minute."

Haruhi sighed as she nodded her head.