The Sweet, Sour, and Dangerous: OHSHC x JJK

Haruhi's decision

(Sukuna's POV)

It was the next day, Tsu and I were walking down the hall with Haruhi, holding hands. She told us the decision she made, according to what happened yesterday with those three girls from Lobelia. I'm a little bummed that my brothers and I wouldn't be able to have an excuse to leave the club, but I'm also a little happy that she decided to stay. 

Tsuki: "What do you think is going to happen today, Haru-chan?"

She paused for a moment, not saying anything.

Haruhi: "I don't know. Guess we will find out."

I nodded my head as we kept walking down the hallway. We stopped when we ran into those three girls from yesterday. 

Benio: "Hi, young Maiden. Young men."

I respectfully bowed my head to the young ladies, while my little brother smiled and waved.

Hinako: "We have come to your decision, are you prepared to leave?"

Chizuraru: "We are ready to confront those Ouran Host Club idiots and set things straight once and for all."

We looked at her confused. I mean, yeah they're idiots, but does she also mean me and my brothers? Because don't lump us with those idiots!

Haruhi: "Set what straight?"

Benio: "That you should come with us."

She then walked over to Haruhi, and placed her elbow on her shoulder, before grabbing her hand and dragging her to the clubroom.

Benio: "And go to school with your own kind!"

I rolled my eyes before following the girls to the clubroom. The six of us made it to the clubroom and Benio opened the doors. The room was dark when we suddenly heard boys singing. Suddenly the lights turned on and my eyes widened at the sight before me. All the boys including Glasses were dressed horribly as girls. Mori was the only one who wasn't dressed as a girl. They were wearing big ball gowns and their faces were caked with makeup, while they had big horrible wigs on their heads with hair accessories. The girls stood there frozen in shock as Tsu let out fits of giggles. 

Tamaki: "Oh, Haruhi, my sons! Welcomes back!"

I scoffed as I narrowed my eyes at him. I pulled my baby brother closer to me, not wanting the perv anywhere near him. 

Honey: "Look Tsuki-chan, Suki-chan, Haru-chan! I'm a princess now! Aren't I cute?"

He ran over to us, all excited. The three girls weren't too happy about this.

Benio: "What is the meaning of this!? Are you trying to make fun of women kind!?"

Tamaki: "What? No, that is not it at all. Everything is going according to plan. Our strategy is guaranteed to make even a crying child smile. It's the Freebie Campaign! My dears, you ladies have all lived sheltered lives at Lobelia, so you might not know that commoners are weak. They have a weakness for free things. Haruhi, you may be distracted by the Zuka Club, but choose us, and you gain not only a Host Club full of brothers but sisters as well!"

I looked at the perv annoyed because he can't just assume all commoners are so "poor" that they will do anything free. Bitch, anyone would do anything if you bribe them good enough.

Tamaki: "See? This way you can both experience feminine bonding while staying in the Host Club! Isn't that a great idea?! Aren't I pretty?!"

I looked at him blankly.

Sukuna: "No, in fact your ugly."

The perv lets out a gasp as Haruhi starts to chuckle, trying to hold it in. I pulled my brother over to some chairs before sitting down and pulling him into my lap. I wrapped my arms around his waist as I snuggled my face into his chest. Suddenly I guess Haruhi couldn't take it anymore, as she started to laugh. Everyone looked at her shocked and confused, as she laughed her ass off.