The Sweet, Sour, and Dangerous: OHSHC x JJK

School Paper Drama

(Yuji's POV)

It's been a couple of days after what happened last Sunday. I feel a little guilty of violating Tsu-chan like that in his sleep, but only a little bit. Because GOD did it feel so good. Anyway, Su-kun and I have been dealing with a lot of stuff for the past couple of days. First, Tsu-chan figured out something happened to Mahito and questioned us about it. Luckily Su-kun made up a lie about beating the shit out of the sewer rat and scaring the living shit out of him, and he promised not to bother Tsu-chan again and to delete his blackmail. He luckily believed that.

Second, our parents. They can NOT know about the club, or anything else, such as my brothers and my relationship. They will definitely blame Su-kun, claiming he is a 'bad influence" on Tsu-chan and me, disown him, kick him out of the house, or send him away somewhere, where we would never see each other again. Then I would be the next in line to take the head of the Itadori family business, and I don't feel ready for that. So, our plan is to sabotage our parents and frame them. Get them arrested and lose their reputation. Then Gojo would adopt us and we could stay together, forever. Just as it's supposed to be. But framing them is hard, but Gojo and Geto said they had that under control, so we could go back to school. 

During this time, I was getting updates from our little minion, Kaoru. Apparently, Honey had a cavity from eating only sweets, and Mori put a short ban on sweets, which caused them to fight. And Haruhi apparently went to Wonderland...I hope the perv didn't force her to eat any of his mushrooms. Anyway, here we are right now, outside at the school's outdoor garden that was made to look as if it might have appeared during the Heian era. We were wearing clothes that ensembles from the Heian era of Japanese history. My brothers and I were sitting on the grass, with our clients sitting across from us. tsu-chan sat between us, as Su-kun and I pressed our bodies against his. The images of last Sunday night flashed through my mind and I felt my face heat up.

Tsuki: "Yu-nii are you okay? Your face is all red."

I felt as he placed a hand on my cheek and I blushed even more. I heard the girls squeal as Su-kun snickered.

Yuji: "I...I'm fine, Tsu-chan. Just thinking about my dream last night."

Tsuki: "Oh, was it about Jennifer Lawrence?"

Su-kun burst out laughing as I covered my face with my hands. So embarrassed that he said that out loud. 

Yuji: "No, it was not about Jennifer Lawrence. In fact it was-"

Tamaki: "HARUHI DUCK!"

We all looked over to see the perv tackle Haruhi into some bushes as a ball the size of a baseball passed them at high speeds. If the perv didn't tackle Haruhi in time, that ball would have hit her in the face. Everyone looked shocked and worried, but I felt a little relieved because our conversation was cut off and I didn't need to talk about my "dream" The perv jumped on his feet, removing himself from Haruhi. His fists clenched in irritation as he glared at Hikaru.

Tamaki: "Hikaru! You came this close to snuffing out the light of Haruhi's life!"

I looked over to Hikaru, to see that he looked shocked and worried, but he covered it up.

Hikaru: "Hey! It's your fault for not catching the ball in the first place, boss."

Kaoru: "Yeah, who knew that he would be so bad at Kemari? So much for him being the Genji of Ouran Academy."

Tsuki: "What is kemari?"

Sukuna: "You remember that game the second years at Megumi's school showed us?"

Tsuki: "You mean, hacky sack?"

Su-kun hummed and nodded his head.

Tsuki: "Oh...so hacky sack?"