The Sweet, Sour, and Dangerous: OHSHC x JJK

Shopping Memories

(Yuji's POV)

My brothers and I stood there shocked as we looked back and forth at the perv and Haruhi, to Haruhi's father standing at the doorway.

Haruhi: "So Dad, how was work?"

I looked at her shocked that she could be so calm about this. I mean, the perv is above her right now, and her father is standing at the doorway seeing this. I looked over at my brothers, Su-kun didn't look as if he cared, while Tsu-chan was still looking back and forth between the two on the floor and Haruhi's father. He looked nervous. I looked back over to Haruhi's father to see him form a closed-eyed smile before he strode over to his daughter and the perv. He then forcefully grabbed the perv by the face and catapulted him against the wall that was behind him. Tsu-chan lets out a small squeak as Su-kun starts to laugh. Haruhi's father kneeled beside her as he gently placed a hand on her shoulder and sat her upright on the tatami mat.

Ryoji: "I am sorry. I hated having to leave you alone last night. You must have been lonely."

Haruhi wasn't even paying attention to her father. She was looking at the perv worried.

Haruhi: "That sound. He hit hard."

Sukuna: "Oh, he's been through worse."

I snickered and nodded my head. Ryoji looked over at us and gasped.

Ryoji: "Oh my! You boys have grown from the last time I saw you! I didn't know you would be here!"

Sukuna: "Well we promised to come over and hang out."

I nodded my head and Ryoji looked shocked by this. He then looked over to his daughter.

Ryoji: "Oh, dear, my left arm has been bothering me lately. It's so sore...like I went hand in hand with some ferocious beast."

He moved his right hand to his left shoulder, slowly rolling it back for a few seconds. I sweatdropped at this, knowing he was lying to get his daughter's attention off of the perv.

Ryoji: "Maybe I have just been working too hard."

The perv finally came to and picked up his head as he looked at Ryoji shocked and scared.

Tamaki: "Please, sir. It's not what it looked like."

He begged as he reached out his hand towards them. But Ryoji just ignored him.

Ryoji: "I sure could use a cup of hot tea about now."

Tamaki: "Hot tea?! I will get it for you!"

He quickly got up and grabbed the tea kettle.

Tamaki: "Do you use firewood to boil it, Haruhi? Help me out...your dad wants tea!"

Just then, he got stomped on by Ryoji as he glared down at the blond perv.

Ryoji: "Oh my, would you look at that? I seem to have come across a little pest. Would you like to tell me why you are addressing my daughter with such informality, young man?"

He crossed his arms over his chest as he glared down at the perv, who then shrieked in fear.

Hikaru: "Hey boss, what in the world is taking you so long?"

We looked over at the doorway to see the twins standing there. 

Kaoru: "Whoa, check it out, that person we passed downstairs is Haruhi's father."

The perv looked up at the twins with a look of hope.

Tamaki: "Hikaru! Kaoru! Help me out here!"

He held out his arms as he cried in slight relief, probably thinking the twins would help him out. But instead of helping him, they walked on him. He cried out in pain as the twins walked on him while holding out their hands towards Ryoji.