10 comebacks
1. Get a life
"Where did you get your life from? I want to make sure I don't shop there."
2. No one asked you
"If you didn't ask then why did you listen?"
3. "If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty."
4. You look so much better without glasses
"Thanks, you look better without my glasses too."
5. Learn to take a joke
"Learn to make one"
6. I can't stand you
"Then sit down"
7. K
"Wow. Even O left you."
8. No one likes you
"I'm not responsible for everyone's bad taste"
9. Kill yourself
"If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb up to your ego and then jump to your IQ"
10. Well, you're just dumb
"Ooh keep trying! You can do better."
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