Captain Price Oneshots

saop&Sean

Got the inspiration from a tik tok i saw. The chapter was a rush to get it out, but I'll probably edit it sometime when i have the time

"Oh, come on, we didn't fail the mission." Soap argued with agent George

"It wasn't about the mission. It wasn't a mission. It was a test. To test each of you."

Yesterday, we had to do a "mission" we got grouped into teams. We did really want it since the agency was involved. This morning, we got called in for it.

"How was we supposed to know that?"

"You wernt otherwise we could see where your falts are."

Soap, and i literally had to fly to Scotland last week for this bullshit

"Still dont believe it was that bad."

"Oh really." He moved to his other agent telling the kid to play something

After a few seconds, we watched as Soap, and i appeared on the screen standing in an elevator

"Where are the bottons?" Sean asked his little brother in confusion

"Oh no, they installed voice recognition technology in this lift there is no buttons." Soap answered calmly, not thinking much off it, but his brother, on the other hand, wasn't pleased

"Voice recognition technology in a lift... in Scotland, you ever tried voice recognition technology?" Sean looked down at soap. The test knew that Sean wasn't the most patient person on Earth, especially on a day that the only thing sean wanted was his britsh tea drinking cugar smoking boyfriend

"No." Soap answered, not thinking much of it.

"They don't do Scottish accents," The way sean spoke told everyone who was watching the tape that he knew from experience that voice recognition technology wasn't made for Scottish accents. But the developers of this test knew that well.

"11."

"Could you please repeat that." The elevator's voice spoke out of somewhere.

"11
11
11." Soap repeat

"11." Sean popped in

"Could you please repeat that."

"11." Soap tried again. Eveyone in the room hid their smiles

"Who's idea was this?" Sean was clearly not impressed, and his patience was tested the whole day. He's not in the mood for this." You need to try an American accent." Sean looked at soap

"11
11."

"That sounds irish, not American."Sean commented on soaps bad accent

"No, it does nea." Garrik leaned on his hand to cover his mouth from laughing

"11."

"Where in American is that." Everyone burst out laughing at this point, Sean would've laughed, but not today well, not on the day when he was stuck in that elevator witch was yesterday

"Dublin."

"Im sorry. Could you please repeat that."

"Try an English accent."

"11
11." Soap was trying

"You from the same part of irland as dick van dyke." Sean asked with a rasied brow give a look towards soap

"Lets yours the smartass." Soap fierd back

"Please speak slowly, and clearly."

"Smart ass!" Soap shouted