Captain Price Oneshots

Jokes and puns🤍🧡

"Let's get some rest, boys."

3 hours later

"What do you call a hunter without a nose or a body?" Smal snikering came from the bunk beds

"...No-body nose."

So you might be wondering what's going on. The task forces are in Mexico helping Alejandro with a mission after the first week, we have time to get a full day off rest, but the problem is we are so tired that we aren't tired.

"You know why they call me rooster, right?" Soap grabed onto the next joke while we were still snikering of gaz's joke

"...BECOOZE."

The bunk bed was shaking of how Gaz was rolling around laughing. I suddenly fell off my bed but not because of Gaz. Soap was pointing at me laughing.

Keep in mind that we are trying to keep it down, so it made the whole situation worse in a very funny way. I could hear Ghost release a breath.

"How do you organize a space party." Raphael, ask

"You plan-et." His voice hitch as he was saying it without laughing.

We all tried covering our mouths to hide our laughs

"Fuck sake." Price muttered in his deep British accent. He really wanted to sleep, poor old man. i want to make a nother joke to get back at him for pushing me out of our shared bed, but Alejandro beat me to it

20 minutes later

Everyone's eyes widen, huring to get back to their beds and under their cover. Why?

"Don't make me call Laswell."

Was all prive had to do to make us go to back to bed an shut up.

I tried testing the water to see if i was going to be allowed back into bed, i was, but i got a very scary british glear from price

I laid on top of the mattress holding out my arm sodat john could disid if he wanted to cuddle up to me or not.

He looked mad, not wanting to, but he did anyway. I made sure the blanket was wrapped around him before i held him. Im not one to get cold easy, so i let him have it.

I moved my hand to his jaw tilting his head up to give him a small goodnight kiss.

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