Open in Framingham Massachusetts
1993 at the Bennett house as John Joan and Ted were trying to play Nintendo system but it's glitchy on tv
Ted: fuck it's not working here let me try something
(As Ted takes the game out and trys blowing into it )
John: you need to blow into it
Ted: that's what I'm doing (blowing)
Joan: no no you got to like really blow into it here
(As she grabs the game and blows into it harder)
Ted: wow you are gonna to make some guy very happy one day
Joan: fuck off
Ted: try it again but with eye contact
Joan: fuck you man see if it works
(As she puts the game back into the Nintendo system it works again as they continued to play super Mario bros. )
John/Joan/Ted: (in unison) hey! Yes
John: all right mushroom kingdom
(As John and Joan's cousin blaire who lives with John Joan Ted and their parents)
Blaire: anybody seen my car keys
John: yeah they were on the floor dad stepped on them and got mad
Blaire: what did he do with them
Joan: I think he throw em
Blaire: shit
Ted: hey are Mario and Luigi supposed to be midgets
John: what do you mean
Ted: they're wicked short like is it part of their character that they're midgets or is
Blaire: Jesus christ seriously
Ted: what
Blaire: little people
Ted: yeah that's what I'm asking are they supposed to be midgets
Blaire: you don't say midgets you say little people midget is rude
Ted: why is it rude
Blaire: because it just is it's a fucked up word I mean how would you like it if you were a little person and someone called you that
Ted: well I mean technically
(Trying to pointing out Ted is short)
Blaire: that's not the same
Ted: why not
Blaire: you're a teddy bear
Ted: so what doesn't matter yeah yeah you know what I am a midget and I will thank you not to tell our community how to use our word
John: well done teddy
Joan: exactly right good for you Ted
Ted: thank you
Cut to later at night in the dinner table as the Bennett family were having dinner
Ted: Susan just say it once
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ted (reader insert)
Fanficwhat if John had a twin sister Joan Bennett as kids they were the only friends they had until their parents gave them a teddy bear as they both did everything with teddy it became they're best friend and one night John and Joa...
