Bad Man A Weh She Love : A Jamaican Love Story

Yah Suh Di Fuckry Start

As me reach home, me guh straight inna me room and juss a wull a medz juss fi get a text message from  Rahim

Me den hear di the doorbell ring suh me guh and open it juss fi see him wid one basket a snacks

"Dayna me really sorry, me shouldn't have seh dat in front a mi fam dem."

"Mm ok suh that's all yuh affi seh to me ?"

"Dayna me-" his phone then started to ring

Mummy he answered his phone on speaker

"Rahim, your girlfriend is here waiting on you." His mother said to him"

"Who's that ?"

"The girl from New York, she even brought a gift basket for me and your father."

"Ok I'm coming soon." He said as he hung up

"Dayna a nuh wah it look like it a juss-"

Me push me hand inna him face

"Nuh badda wid di excuse Rahim, listen mek me tell yuh dis, me nuh wah nuh man weh cyah own me up, yuh not  even tell yuh family bout me , yuh not  even cyah utter the word friends to yuh family . Yah talk bout strangers and then yuh expect seh true yuh carry a basket weh full a  snacks can forgive weh yuh do"

"But Dayna me really like yuh and me will-"

"Nuh badda wid it Rahim, gwan home to yuh girlfriend and yuh parents dem, their waiting for you, sorry but me nuh think we can be friends anymore or me fi seh we a strangers now caz yuh already tell ppl seh we anuh  friends."

I waved my hands and closed the door shut.

*****
The next morning I went to school and me see Rahim and me juss past him

Thank God seh the group weh mi did placed wid him, project finally done suh me naav fi talk to him

"Are you going to the party?" Wendy Asked

"Which party dat ?" I asked

She then gave me a flyer, "it's the first party for the school year, it's basically like carnival.

"On really."

"Yeah so you must come, it's a tradition here at UWI,"

"Arri I'll try my best to attend."

She nodded and walked away, still giving out flyers as person walks by.

****
As school hours reached its end, I went and stopped by a convenient store.

As I arrived at the store the first smaddy me did affi buck up pon a Jordan and Kayla

"Jordan weh unu a do a Town?." I laughed as I went over to them and gave them both a huge hug

"Weh yuh expect, we come a look fi some material fi mek we clothes fi carnival and we juss stop fi guh buy something fi eat." Jordan said

"Rass unu a guh too."

"Yeah Afta we cyah miss dis yah carnival it a one a di biggest event up a town enuh." Kayla said

"So a juss unu alone come or..." I said as I blink my am eye at Kayla

But then I felt something cold pressed on my neck

"Bloodclaat !!"

I shouted out and turned around just to see Prince, I looked up at him as I rubbed the back of my neck

"Wah mek yuh do dat, your so childish."

"A me yuh did a ask fah ?"

"No me not even did call yuh name"

"Not because yuh neva call me don't mean seh yuh neva did a ask fimi."

"Prince juss excuse mon why me affi see yuh every weh yuh cyah stay a St. Thomas."

"Well Pasta dawta from weh mi memba yuh nuh own town so me can come here any time without asking you me can even come a yuh apartment if me want."

"Excuse you,but yuh bright eeh."

He chuckled to himself

"So me cyah get a hug like how Jordan and Kayla get a hug from yuh"

"Prince yuh alright enuh." I said as I turned around back about to leave but then him lift me up and throw me pon him shoulder

"Prince put me dung nuh mon"

"Gimme , me hug first."

"Then yuh nuh affi guh put me dung first so me can hug dunce head"

He then slapped me on my ass

"A who yah call dunce head"

"Sorry, but me put me dung nuh Kayla unu talk to him nuh mon"

Kayla and Jordan stood their laughing at us and not helping me

"Yuh see unu, watch me and yuh."

He then finally put me down and I gave him his hug

"Arri me ago leave yah now but unu me done wid both unu." I pointed at both Kayla and Jordan.