Bad Man A Weh She Love : A Jamaican Love Story

Bunch A Crawsis

So after Prince guh shame me, me end up affi guh back ova me yard

As me reach ova me yard me guh inna me room

The girl weh name Chrissy or what ever, she now a come lay dung pon me bed wid fi har dutty foot dem

Tapping her on her leg I said

"Umm... sorry but yuh cyah avve yuh dutty foot pon me bed a clean sheet me put on yessideh enuh"

She got up off a di bed and seh sorry

Nodding my head I said

"It alr mon"

I started to dust off di dirt dem off a mi bed and a look pon har wid one scorn

"Bombaat dah bwoii deh cute eeh!"

Looking behind me I saw her staring through me window

Me get up and guh ova to di window caz a cyah Prince she a talk

As me ask har who, me look through the window too and see seh a Prince,

Him deh round a di back a him yard a wash him car.

Snapping my fingers a couple times I said

"Him off limits."

Turning her gaze to me she asked

"Why ?"

"Juss know seh him off limits that's all"

I went back to dusting off the bed but then she come a talk bout

"But stills him cute though, like ketch him abs dem!"

She start a squeal inna me ears and a lean back and a look dung pon him

Me roll me eyes dem but den me see she a wave too him and me look and see seh him all a wave back to har

Di fuqqa all a blow kiss to har too

Me juss fling dung eeh bag weh did deh pon eeh bed and storm out a di room

She start a call out me name bout

"Dayna-Kay a weh yah guh ?"

Turning around I said

"Me ago out a road"

"Me can come wid yuh ?"

"Sure"

She then ran over to me and wrapped her hands between mines

I rolled my eyes and started to leave the house

As me reach out a di door me start a hear dutty Prince a *pssst* me me kiss me teeth and turn round and seh

"A who yah try talk to bout yah psst me, weh yuh tek me as"

He then said

"Dayna a nuh you me a talk a di Mamz weh deh side a yuh."

Turning around I saw Crawny body Chrissy a start a blush

Me kiss me teeth and juss walk ova to Suzie shop

As me reach deh mi juss quickly buy couple snacks and ask har fi pick up some fi har self too

She gladly tek up some a di snacks dem suh me juss pay fi dem and start a walk fast and reach mi yard and juss guh inna me room

Locking the door me tell Chrissy seh she cyah stay in hear caz me do some private stuff

She then agreed and stayed out but then after sometime past me hear me fada a bawl out me name fi come down stairs now

Rushing downstairs thinking that something might have happened

As me reach dung stairs a Chrissy dat me see a bawl

"A weh do she ?"

I asked

"Weh yuh mean, she seh yuh cuss har off and tell har seh she nuh fi come in yuh room!!"

"Yeah me tell har dat but me neva did cuss har me juss tell har seh me want some likkle privacy."

"Dayna, me tired a dem lies yah mon, yuh too lie Chrissy juss tell me seh yuh cuss har off and seh yuh don't like har and she seh yuh all a give har bad eye caz she go look pon Pince and seh him cute."

"What Daddy a lie she a tell !! A swear pon mi life me neva cuss off dat girl or seh nuh bad word too har"

She then start a bawl even louder and then dutty Britany come inna di house wid har madda

"Mommy!!!"

Chrissy cried out to har mother

Wait wah suh a she madda

Me can't believe dis suh me fada really ago believe other ppl pickiny ova him own

A muss joke ting dis a swear di wull a dem a one bunch a crawsis.