You, Kyle, and Stan have been walking around the small town looking for "clues" for a little over half an hour. "Are you guys sure he was kidnapped and not just picked up by a friend who happens to have a black van?" You give the boys questionable looks. Stan and Kyle both look at each other and then you. Stan speaks up, "Well Butters doesn't really have any friends since he is kinda, you know, Butters."
Kyle nods, "Yeah you're probably the only girl who even wants to be around him, especially after the sleep over incident." You looks to Kyle, "Ok and what was the sleep over incident?" Stan pats you on your back, "Don't worry about it." You roll your eyes, "This is the second time you guys have said something like this today, what is will y'all and your town, it's so weird."
You words came out a little harsher than expected, "I didn't mean it in a bad way, you guys are fine, it's just so confusing that's all." Kyle grabs onto your arm roughly, "Wait get down." Your yanked into some bushes. "God what the hell you-." Kyle shushes you, "Look there is Butters and that must be the guy in the black van." You peak at Butters and the man, it did look a little suspicious, a young boy and grown man together in a random gas station.
Stan went to go open his mouth before you cut him off. "I will go get him, you both are being ridiculous and I wanna go back home." You get up from the bushes and make your way to the gas station. Opening the door, the bell rings and that makes Butters and the man look over at you. "Hey Y/n, what are you doing here?" Butter tilts his head a little at you and is clearly pondering all the reasons you would be out on a non school day.
"Stan and Kyle are a bunch of cheeseballs that's why, they think you are being held against your will, and were trying to save you." Butters laughs at what you said, "Oh geez I guess I made some problems for myself haven't I?" You pat Butters on the back and shake your head, "Nah they are just a little worried, they told me you didn't really have friends and so it was weird to see you out with someone." Butters scrunches his brows, "Oh I do have friends and he is one of them, we crochet together, oh I actually made you something but I left it in the van."
The man Butters was with walked up to you two and held out his hand, saying his name, and started going on about how he runs a crochet club downtown and how I should visit. I nodded and followed Butter and him to the van. Stan and Kyle were now out of the bushes and looking pretty embarrassed for their actions.
"You fellas are so nice you know that, I really do appreciate it but he is a nice bud." Butter continues to tell them what he told you.
"Oh yeah and before I go, here Y/n, I made it for you." Butters says with a little blush across his face. "Omg Butters this is so cute, I love it and it fits my aesthetic perfectly!!" You're practically jumping with joy at the gift, a cute baby pink sweater with little strawberries on it. "I will wear it tomorrow for school and then I will try and fit it into my clothes schedule of wearing it once every two weeks because I just love it so much!!" You practically throw your body at Butters and give him a hug.
Turns out South Park isn't so weird after all. Well for the most part at least.
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