Boys night

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𝗧𝗪: 𝖢𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀, 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗎𝗍

Tolkien: Kenny. Give me my damn weed back man!

Kenny: whyyy?

Craig: Dude, don't you have some?

Kenny: I don't know ask Kyle.

Kyle: sorry.

Craig: fuck you mean sorry? What you do?

Kyle: I lost his weed.

Cartman: hell, I'll hate the fuck outta you if you lost my weed.

Clyde: couldn't be me..

Tolkien: get some weed from Stan's dad farm?

Clyde: I heard that he closed the farm and kept the weed to himself?

Cartman: Stan's whole family is fucked up what you expect?

Tolkien: exactly, no matter how much you help them and shit they always on some shit.

Kyle: shelley isn't that bad?

Kenny: I don't know if Stan knows this, but Shelley wants to get an apartment and live with Kevin soon.

Cartman: did she get pregnant?

Kenny: thinking about it...

Craig: I mean... they are going to be in college soon.

Cartman: college people always broke, how can they raise a baby when they don't even got money to buy a lunchable.

Tolkien: make it happen? They got jobs.

Cartman: just because your rich doesn't mean shit Tolkien.

Tolkien: what did I do..

Tweek: heyy guys!

Jimmy: th-the gays are he-here!

Clyde: are you calling us gay or your gay yourself?

Craig: we support if your gay Jimmy.

Jimmy: I like hoes

Kyle: best answer you'll get outta him.

Tweek: sooo... I was wondering since it's gonna be boys night tonight, can I bring someone?

Tolkien: is it your step brother?

Kenny: fucking hate woody, like ok, You fucked the whole frat group who cares!

Cartman: Isn't he dating a frat boy too?

Tweek: ay, don't talk about my favorite brother.. and no it isn't him. Yall know Stacy?

Jimmy: what.

Craig: Stacy that girl who has a deep voice and a southern accent and sounds like she's drunk?

Clyde: is she drunk?

Tweek: nope! She just sounds like it. But can I just pleaseeee ask her!

Tolkien: tweek. Big mouth. She's a girl. It's a damn boy night.

Tweek: she has 6 brothers.

Kenny: do she have cookie monster pj's on and live with her grandma?

Tweek: yea?

Kenny: yo add her.

Tolkien: where is she?

Tweek: I see her right there! STACYYYYYYYY!

Jimmy: help.

Clyde: what's wrong Jimmy?

Jimmy: sh-shes sexy

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