Before vs Then

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*BUZZZZ*

"STANN GET UP! YOUR GOING ON THE BUS!"

"ᴀʜ.. ᴡʜᴀᴛ?"

Shelley: I said your riding the bus. Get out the fucking bed

Stan: wait your not going on the bus too?

Shelley: Ha! No? I got a best friend AND a man to take me to school.

Stan: you need to take your driver's license before they get tired of you.

Shelley: not anytime soon.

𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑 𝚒 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚛. 𝚒𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚎𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚢 𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖. 𝙻𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚙 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚖 𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚜. 𝙾𝚑 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚌𝚔.

"Morn- ohhhh look who came back."

Stan: hi Ms-

Bebe: AHHHHHH STAN IS BAC-

Tweek: Bebe shut the hell up it is to early for you to be screaming damn!

Stan: hi to you to?

Tolkien: yo it's been years man! I remember when you was in your emo phase!

Stan: wow, such great memory. You have.

Cartman: oh my God! Stan? The man who broke up with Wendy for the 300th time and still cried? Ha! Miss ya man!

Kenny: ay you finally got over her ass?

Wendy: he probably didn't. I totally did!

Stan: love all of you guys. No homo... except for kenny.

Craig: he turned gay while being in that farm

Nicole: i thought he was gay before that?

Scott: he wasn't that gay.

Stan: I'm not gay! I'm fruity.

Clyde: same sister

Jimmy: w-we all kn-know you are cl-clyde

Bebe: he got it from me!

Kyle: glad your back, now you can tell us where the fuck have you been?

Stan: uhh, my parents got a divorce and I stopped coming because I was upset and depressed, got therapy and moved out with Shelley and my mom leaving dad on his weed farm.

Kyle: damn. Glad your back tho!

Butters: marj put that back! Good morning you guys!

Marjorine: hey guys!

Stan: who's that?

Kenny: her name is Marjorine, she's Leo's sister and she's hot as hell~

Kyle: well, their twins. And was adopted by PC principle and strong women but they lost due to no evidence from the old parents.

Stan: I miss a lot huh?

Cartman: don't worry I'll catch you up.

" Tweek and craig broke up over the summer and tweeks living his best life, Jimmy got 4 chick's in his DMS because he went shirtless on the beach, Kenny stopped looking at porn magazines and...do it on his... anyways, Bebe and Clyde broke up, bebe and Wendy are dating, heidi and Red are dating, Butters is seducing everyone especially men *cough* football team, tweek is hanging out with Nichole, the bimbo and Marjorine now, craig got braces, Me and Clyde are stepbrothers, Scott is the gayest now.

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