" 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐚 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐝? 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐢𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐡? 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐭. 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞, 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠-"
ᴅᴜᴅᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇʟʟ. Sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs ɪ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀ ɪғ ᴍʏ ᴍᴏᴍ ʟᴏᴠᴇs Jᴇɴɴɪғᴇʀ ʟᴏᴘᴇᴢ ᴄᴜᴢ sʜᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ʟɪsᴛᴇɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʀ sᴏɴɢs, sᴏᴘʜᴏᴍᴏʀᴇ ʏᴇᴀʀ ɪs ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴍ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ. Kʏʟᴇ ɪs ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ʙᴜsʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ sᴛᴀɴ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ, ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ. Bᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ, ɪᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴀᴅ ɪᴍ ᴠᴇʀʏ sᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛɪᴠᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴍʏ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ, ᴄᴀɴᴛ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ʜᴇs ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴀ ɴᴏsᴇ ᴘɪᴇʀɪᴄɪɴɢ sᴏᴏɴ.
Kyle: damn her shit loud... hey Ike.
Ike: yo.
Kyle: sorry dude but your gonna have to drive with mom today, I'm going on the bus, Stan back in town.
Ike: yea alright.
Kyle: I'm sure you don't have to, isn't Karen and Tricia walking? Text them to see if they can pick you up.
Ike: I know was just about to do it now, I can't take all these Jennifer Lopez songs anymore.
Kyle: omg tell me about it.. oh! I'm gonna be home a little late so your on your own for dinner.
Ike: gonna smoke again? With Eric? The Drag queen in are school?
Kyle: he's not a drag queen but no. I'm getting my piercings today. Nose and ears
Ike: wait so two on your nose and two of your ears? Wow your brave yea?
Kyle: don't worry I can take them out... just not while they are healing.
Ike: heyyyy, can you take me to get one?
Kyle: I'll think about it. It cost money dude, you got some?
Ike: that's why I'm working at my new job duhh
Sheila: BOYS! COME DOWN! I WANNA TAKE A PICTURE!
Kyle: ALRIGHT!
( these south park people take to long in their bathrooms.)
Sheila: awww look at you boys! Do you guys have money?
Kyle: yea we do.
ᴋɴᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴅᴀᴍɴ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴡᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴅᴏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ.
Sheila: alright have fun at school Kyle, come on Ike let's get on the road!
Ike: sorry mom I text Karen and Tricia to pick me up. I think their coming now.
Sheila: oh alright. Have fun boys!
sʜᴇ ɪs ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ.
Ike: I guess dad made her happy again?
Kyle: he did more than that hehe
Karen: IKE! HEY! WE'RE HERE!
Ike: see you at home tonight
Kyle: alright bye!
Tricia: hey Kyle!
Karen: wassup Kyle!
Ike: hey yall, did your siblings ditched you too?
Tricia: mine didn't even tell me shit.
Karen: mines didn't either
Ike: oh, sorry then.
Karen: sooo how was yall summer? I went to my cousins in Mexico over the summer!
Tricia: no way, I was in peru! My cousins birthday was coming up!
Ike: so lucky. I went to jersey. There's a mall called "American dream".... so many things in there..
"Hey guys!"
ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴀɴɴᴏʏɪɴɢ ʙʀᴀᴛ ᴠᴇʀᴏɴɪᴄᴀ, Jɪᴍᴍᴍʏ's sɪsᴛᴇʀ.
Karen: oh hey Veronica!
Tricia: wassup loud mouth
Veronica: shut up I'm not a loud mouth!
Ike: hehehehe, big mouth.
Veronica: I swear who even watches that show now n days?
Tricia: I liked the show?
Ike: because of the songs they make.
Tricia: exactly!
ᴡᴇ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴜɴɪᴏʀs ᴀɴᴅ sᴇɴɪᴏʀs? ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ. ᴏʜ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇs ᴀʟʟ ᴀʀᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴀɴᴅ... Mʏ ᴄʀᴜsʜ ǫᴜɪɴɴ~
Dougie: Hey guys!
Filmore: omg you guys are just in time! Do you agree with me or firkle? I said that LED lights are better he said some noooo fairy lights are!
Tricia: I agree with filmore, sorry firkle they're just to bright for me you know?
Karen: yea... firkle your on your own buddy
Ike: I like both actually..
Firkle: your the only one I like now Ike.
Quinn: hey guys! Hey ike~
Ike: hey quinn!
Karen: oh my God you got purple hair!
Quinn: oh yea, I dyed it last summer. I like it!
Filmore: you know Ike, it's never to late to ask her out you been avoiding her since she came to south park.
Dougie: maybe he needs more time! When i had a crush I need some time!
Firkle: that's because you have anxiety.
"Wassup dudes!"
Oʜ ʟᴏᴏᴋ, ᴊᴇʀᴇᴍɪᴀʜ Tᴏʟᴋɪᴇɴ's ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴄᴏ ᴛᴡᴇᴇᴋs ᴄᴏᴜsɪɴ.
Veronica: ahhhh coco!!
Coco: hey Veronica!
Jeremiah: so you just don't see me yea? Ok.
Ike: hey dude
Jeremiah: hey dude!
Dᴀᴍɴ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇʟʟ ʀɪɴɢ. Sᴀᴅ ᴡᴇ sᴏᴘʜᴏᴍᴏʀᴇs ᴏɴʟʏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴏɴᴇ sᴛᴏʀʏ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪs ᴅᴀᴍɴ ᴄᴏᴍɪᴄ. Iᴛs ᴛᴜғғ ᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ. Iʟʟ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ sʜᴏʀᴛ, ᴡᴇ ɢᴏ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ᴅᴏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʟᴜɴᴄʜ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴡᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ sᴏᴘʜᴏᴍᴏʀᴇs ᴀʀᴇɴᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇɴᴇʀɢᴇᴛɪᴄ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴊᴜɴɪᴏʀs ᴀɴᴅ sᴇɴɪᴏʀs. Wᴇ ᴅᴏɴᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ғʀᴇsʜᴍᴀɴ /jk. ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴏʀ ɪs ᴛᴏ ʟᴀᴢʏ ғᴏʀ ᴜs sᴏ... FUCK YO-
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