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𝗧𝗪: 𝖬𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗎𝗍, 𝖣𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀, 𝗐𝖾𝖾𝖽, 𝗀𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗍

𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗋𝗈𝗈𝗆 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 𝗂𝗇𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗀𝗋𝖺𝗆 𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗅 𝖶𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗒 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝖺 𝗍𝗂𝗄𝗍𝗈𝗄 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗆𝗈𝗏𝗂𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗅𝗅𝖾𝖽 𝖯𝗋𝗈𝗃𝖾𝖼𝗍 𝖷. 𝖧𝖾 𝗐𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗆𝖾𝗌𝗌𝖺𝗀𝖾𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝖾𝖾 𝗂𝗍 𝖼𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗒 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗅𝗅𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝗂𝗆.

Wendy: heyyyy! Did you see the tiktok?

Stan: I was until you called...

Wendy: I was thinking we can watch this on Netflix but I think it's only on theaters.

Stan: it is. And I'm not about to go to no theater.

Wendy: why?

Stan: First, kids. Fuck them kids and their parents, cuz why the fuck would you take your 10 year old kid to an PG rated movie that has all types of sex and shit?

Wendy: true. Last time I went to the movies I got popcorn thrown at me by 13 year Olds for "blocking the way". My head isn't even big!

Stan: fr.. Second, them people who be kissing and having sex in the thing. Like, there's people in the theater who wants to watch the movie. Shut the fuck up!

Wendy: Ok ok! How about this.. we can get a private room!

Stan: with what money? That shit expensive.

Wendy: I can get a sugar daddy! Or you can?

Stan: Ok.. I like that sugar daddy Idea...

𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝗂𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗋𝗈𝗈𝗆 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝗒 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖼𝗎𝖽𝖽𝗅𝖾 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇. 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝖽𝗂𝖽𝗇'𝗍 𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗎𝖾 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝖶𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗒. 𝖶𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗒 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗀𝗈 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝗀 𝗎𝗉 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝖺𝗌 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗌 𝖺𝗍 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾. 𝖧𝖾 𝗌𝖾𝖾𝗆𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝗌𝗅𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝖽𝗂𝖽𝗇'𝗍 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝗈𝗄𝖾 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗎𝗉.

Stan: Kyle.

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Stan: KYLE.

Kyle: Mhm?

Stan: Get off of me, can I at least get comfortable?

Kyle: Shut up.

Stan: Uh- did you- did you just tell me to shut up!?

Kyle: yes.

Stan: Bitch. Now ima make you get up! Get your ass off of me!

Kyle: your fucking annoying.

Stan: Yea you are. Why are you even here? Aren't you supposed to be at your house?

Kyle: mind your business.

Stan: your business is mine now, so tell me why you ain't at home?

Kyle: I got locked out.

Stan: OH- HA- my bad.

Kyle: What you laughing for? You got me suspended now I have to sleepover at Kenny's house.

Stan: why go over to Kenny's? Stayyyy!

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