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TW: Sexual theme

"𝑳𝒆𝒕𝒔 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒅𝒂𝒚 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒈𝒖𝒚𝒔, 𝑮𝑶 𝑪𝑶𝑾𝑺!"

*𝗕𝗘𝗟𝗟 𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦*

"Alright class, today we are going straight to our computers so let's work on this project we have about 2 weeks left!"

"Excuse me Mr. Berry, you have a new student."

Mr. B: hello, what's your name?

"Rebecca Cotswolds."

Bebe: Omg...no way.. TWEEK!

Tweek: yea?

Bebe: Are you hearing this shit?

Tweek: hell yea! She gonna have a field day.

Nicole: pstt, ay tweek! You guys talking about Rebecca?

Bebe: yes! Can't believe she's back, I'm gonna cry!

Tweek: I swear if she do the same shit she did in 4th grade we gonna have a problem.

Kenny: Yo, Kyle. Ain't that your ex from 4th grade?

Kyle: what the fuck...

Cartman: aw shit! Which one are you gonna pick? Stan or Rebecca Kyle?

Kyle: uh Stan? I'm not cheating! If I did he might go to jail..

Kenny: your lucky Stan isn't in this class.

"Alright Rebecca, go sit next to.... Kyle! Kyle hand up please!

Kyle: ughhhhh what the hell man...

Rebecca: Kyle? Good to see you again~

Cartman: don't touch him bro, he already got someone.

Rebecca: are you his boyfriend?

Cartman: ew wtf no! That's not a man that's a it/its/itself

Kenny: Feel like that was homophobic.

Cartman: I support.

Rebecca: then if he isn't yours then he don't have one! Done!

Kyle: loud and wrong. I have one, he isn't in this class tho.

Rebecca: ok whatever we'll talk later.

Kenny: let me take a photo real quick...

Cartman: send it to me so I can spread uh.... "love and kindness" ❤️

𝗔𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀

Stan: hey kyle~

Kyle: hey stan~

Stan: how was that boring ass class?

Kyle: dude, we been watching this movie called "ROOTS" basically about slavery.. I mean it's kinda interesting but like I'm ready to move on.

Stan: oh! I watched that movie! It was pretty goo-

Rebecca: Heyyyy Kyle!

Stan: uh... excuse me I was talking to him???

Rebecca: you'll be ok Stan! Anyway, Kyle you wanna help me study in the study hall?

Stan: .... now if I touch her I be wrong.

Kyle: ok Rebecca, Stan and I are dating. I'm not a cheater.

Rebecca: your gay??? For him?? Such a weirdo!

Stan: bitch I'm right here!

Rebecca: I know! I don't care also!

Stan: bi-

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