Beach party

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𝗧𝗪: 𝖲𝖾𝗑𝗎𝖺𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆𝖾, 𝖦𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗄𝗂𝖼𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝗈𝗎𝗍
(𝖳𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾'𝗌 𝗍𝗐𝗈 𝗌𝖾𝗑 𝗌𝖼𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗌!?)

𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗚𝗚𝗚𝗚𝗚𝗚𝗚

Stan: Dann, I can't get a ride home or anything?

Shelley: Ask your boy toy or something!

Stan: he's not my boy toy!

Shelley: yea whatever. Anyway, I gotta get to work.

Stan: Shelley, please! Can you just send me home?

Shelley: You got friends and a whole boyfriend. Go ask them!

Stan: fuck you.

Shelley: Fuck you too.

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Kyle: hey stan!

Stan: hey kyle

Cartman: aw look at you and your boy toy!

Stan: why do everyone say boy toy!? He's not my boy toy!

Kenny: yall fuck twice a week??

Kyle: WHO???

Cartman: YOU, YOU FUCKING OWL.

Wendy: GUYS.

Stan: WHAT?

Wendy: WE GOT INVITED TO A BEACH PARTY!

Kenny: REALLY? HELL YEA!

Cartman: I'LL GET ALL THE BITCHES THERE!

Marjorine: why are yall yelling?

Kyle: honestly I have no idea.

Wendy: marj! Your coming to the beach party?

Marjorine: what beach party?

Kyle: that's on Monday, everybody skipping school that day.

Marjorine: uh... no?

Wendy: whattt? Why?

Marjorine: because I don't like those types of parties..

Cartman: so basically, your uncomfortable wearing a swim suit. Because clearly you just lied and think we didn't notice.

Kyle: I actually didn't realize..

Marjorine: ok yea...

Stan: that's fine! I'll bring you some food at least!

Marjorine: I don't know... I think I'm just gonna go-

Kenny: I mean you don't have to? We can come by and check on you.

Kyle: right! We'll come back and chill out with you until we go back!

Marjorine: nah, I'm gonna come!

Wendy: Alright, well. If you change your mind I can drop you off!

Marjorine: alright!

Wendy: now that I think of it, I gotta go to a store to buy a bikini, wanna come with?

Marjorine: sure! All my swim suits are thongs...

Cartman: forgot you were Hawaiian, you don't act like one...

Marjorine: WHAT THAT MEAN.

Cartman: your blonde.

Wendy: Kenny dominican but blonde?

Cartman: he would be the type of guy to dye his hair.

Kenny: actually I never dyed my hair before. I'm naturally blonde. Just hot and sexy~

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