God's Time - A Theory

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So I got to thinking aload thismorning, inspired by my book "A World Without Time" that made me wonder about Douglas Adms theory of the answer to life, the universe and everything being 42, well, life, the universe and everythings answer is GOD. Could GOD be 42 years old? but he looks only 21 years old... This was what I figured.

Dear God and Jesus,

Since GOD created the beginning of time GOD is only 42 years old... Assuming GOD ages one second for every eternity since he created time - This means one can actually calculate when exactly GOD created time - Now, if the devil is only 666 - making him 6 years old in God's time.... existing years of this eternity that God was in this creation of time but over 37 or 38??
Adding to that, take the ages of all of God's holy Angels - michael is turning 37 or 38, you can calculate exactly when in the beginning of time GOD created the Angels.... an then, after That, if an eternity is but 1 second devided by 42 years - one can actually calculate how long an eternity is.
God's time and our time is halved, so while GOD is 42 years old, he is actually... 21 years old!!!
Meanwhile, might GOD Allah The Almighty remind and inform the devil that the eternity of time that he is due to be alive for... is even less than a split second, really.
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Now, GOD was here before time even existed, and before and beyond time, and before and beyond and infinate number of different eternities... and never ending.
There is an infinate number of eternities and creations and times - SOS, for there is only ONE Heaven BUT it goes on through an infinatite eternity of time and space... and GOD has just created yet another time and space where a new Heaven and Earth will be - An infinity ends and another one begins when Jesus returns... so one can calculate how many eternities make up an infinate number by taking 42 from one hundred percent and deviding it by one second.

... Those are my findings.

Am now going to smoke.

Amen.

ps.....so one can also calculate exactly when in time evil manifested and GOD IS before this point in time.

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