Tris Eaton has updated her status:
Hey does anyone have a recipe for dauntless cake?
Comments:
Tobias Eaton: Not me. Sorry, sweetie
Tris Eaton: darn it oh well. Wait, where's uriah?
Uriah Pedrad: here
Tris Eaton: I have something very important to ask you
Uriah Pedrad: fire away
Tris Eaton: I need your recipe for dauntless cake. Now. As in this very moment.
Uriah Pedrad: haven't gone one. Sorry, sweetie.
Tobias Eaton: EXCUSE YOURSELF?!?!!?!!
Uriah Pedrad: uh...
Marlene Pedrad: well, crap, uriah. You're dead.
Tobias Eaton: YES YOU ARE!!!!!
Uriah Pedrad has updated his status:
Does someone have a place for me to hide? Like, now?!
Jace Herondale: Not me. The institute is only open to Shadowhunters. But I don't think I'd let you in anyway.
Percy Jackson: sorry dude. Camp Half-Blood won't let humans in.
Harry Potter: and Hogwarts is only for wizards and witches...
Peeta Mellark: I don't think that you'd want to be where I am...
Uriah Pedrad: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! Anywhere is better than here! I'm about to be murdered by my brother's best friend!
Peeta Mellark: I honestly don't think that would change anything. I'm about to die too. I'm going into the arena. AGAIN.
President Snow: sorry bout that
Peeta Mellark: no you're not.
President Snow: *evil smirk* you may or may not be right about that... :)
Uriah Pedrad: y'all are not helping!
Tobias Eaton: #uriahyouaredead
Uriah Pedrad: I'm not dead cuz then I'd be a ghost
Tris Eaton: Not yet...
#uriahyouaredead
Zeke Pedrad has updated his status:
hey! You guys quit messing with my little bro!
Comments:
Tobias Eaton: NO
#uriahyouaredead
Uriah Pedrad: why?!?!?!
Zeke Pedrad: yeah, why? Aren't you afraid of murdering innocents?
Tobias Eaton: NOT ANYMORE AND HE'S FAR FROM INNOCENT ANYWAYS.
Tris Eaton: ...you'd better watch out bcuz he used correct grammar...
Hermione Granger: No, he didn't. Since there is an independent clause following the coordinating conjunction, there must also be one before it, forming, in all, a compound sentence. Also, it can't be in all capital letters. Believe me, I know grammar, especially taught and used by English muggles.
Jace Herondale: are they part of a secret society in which these "muggles" go around and mug random people?
Simon Lewis: *facepalm* no. "Muggles" are your equivalency of mundanes, you idiot
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