Clarissa Morgenstern has updated her status:
THAT'S IT HERMINONE YOU AND ME ARE DUELING IN THE INSTUTUTE TOMORROW MORNING AT DAWN YOU'D BETTER BE THERE OR I WILL COME AND FIND YOU
Comments:
Jace Herondale: I coming to watch. ; ) go clary!
Hermione Granger: I can't I have O.W.L.s this next week at Hogwarts and I don't have a way to get there
Ronald Weasly: you can just aparate
Hermione Granger: Ron you are NOT being helpful
Hermione Granger: and I can't aparate out of Hogwarts either
Ronald Weasly: just go to Hogsmead then
Hermione Granger: RON
Harry Potter: he has a point you know...
Hermione Granger: -_-
Whale Watchers: And today on Whale Watchers, we have the super-rare, two-eyed, short-mouthed, black-and-white-spotted, ultra-narcissistic whale. It hasn't been spotted since the time Doelores Umbridge was showed up and carried away by a centaur. That was a whole year ago! The super-rare, two-eyed, short-mouthed, black-and-white-spotted, ultra-narcissistic whale is said to only be seen when a very proud someone is bested, insulted, shown up by a being, whom, in his or her mind, is lesser than him- or herself. This is a huge event in whale-watching history!
Ronald Weasly: ??
Clarissa Morgenstern: it mean that she thinks she's better than you
Ronald Weasly: HERMIONE
Harry Potter: oh so you think you're better than us?
Clarissa Morgenstern: yes she does. JOIN ME, WIZARDS
Harry Potter: you sound like Voldemort
Hermione Granger: with Whale Watchers- I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you are mistaken. That is not even a whale.
Percy Jackson: ??
Leo Valdez: ??
Whale Watchers: ??
Hermione Granger: *sigh* It's a toad.
Neville Longbottom: TREVOR!!!
Hermione Granger: *facepalm*
Harry Potter: sorry clary. We can't join your side anymore because she doesn't actually think she's better than us.
Clarissa Morgenstern: just because it's not a super-rare, two-eyed, short-mouthed, black-and-white-spotted, ultra-narcissistic whale doesn't mean that she doesn't think that she's better than you.
Ronald Weasly: *rubs eyes from tears* do you think your better than us, Hermione?
Hermione Granger: of course not, Ron.
Clarissa Morgenstern: WE ARE STILL DUELING
Hermione Granger: fine. Meet me at the Hog's Head a week from tomorrow at noon.
Clarissa Morgenstern: ?
Ronald Weasly: it's in Hogsmead
Clarissa Morgenstern: ok
Hermione Granger: RON
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Hey readers!
Are you enjoying reading this?
Yes?
No?
Kind of?
I'd sure love to know!
Hermione Granger: I'd sure hope so. Do you know how much effort it took not to correct Ron when he asked if I thought I was better than him? *you're ; )
So.... who do you think will win?
Hermione?
Or Clary?
(I think that Jace is rooting for Clary)
Do you think that Hermione should be allowed her wand, and Clary her stele?
Do you think that someone is going to DIE?
(I seriously doubt that. I would never kill either of those butt-kicking girls on purpose.)
Anyhow...
Comment, vote, and laugh!
Love y'all!
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