Tobias Eaton has updated his status:
Alright, Uriah. I forgive you. I promise. I will not kill you because you called Tris sweetie. River Song called the Doctor sweetie and she didn't kill him, right? So Christina, you can cancel your order for a casket, and Marlene, you don't have to write his eulogy.
Comments:
Uriah Pedrad: yay! I'm gonna live!
Christina Daae: I never really ordered a casket anyway. He was just an actor
Marlene Pedrad: I never really started writing his eulogy either...
Uriah Pedrad: so nobody was actually preparing for my funeral?
Christina Daae: Nope
Marlene Pedrad: nope
Uriah Pedrad: well I feel so loved
#notethesarcasm
Marlene Pedrad: you are so loved
#notethesarcasm
Uriah Pedrad: Marlene!?
Marlene Pedrad: #notethesarcasmintheprevioushashtag
Aria: Tobias, did Tris tell you to do this?
Tobias Eaton: yes
Tris Eaton: TOBIAS
Aria: then why did you apologize if you didn't really mean it?
Tobias Eaton: honestly, I'm more scared of Tris than I am bent on getting revenge on uriah...
Tris Eaton: oh, darlin', you're scared of me?
Tobias Eaton: ...
yes
Tris Eaton: good
Clarissa Morgenstern: I don't blame you Tobias...
Simon Lewis: Nor do I...
Jace Herondale: goodness, mundane. did you really just use the word nor
Simon Lewis: yes do you have a problem with that?
Jace Herondale: yup
Clarissa Morgenstern: he doesn't actually, he's just to stubborn to admit it
Hermione Granger: *too stubborn
Clarissa Morgenstern: SHUT UP HERMIONE
Jace Herondale: awww... you know me so well, clary.
thetexanaria: I ship you two so much!! : ) : ) : ) *vanishes in a poof of smoke*
Clarissa Morgenstern: who was that?
Simon Lewis: idk but why don't you ask jace he seems to know everything
Jace Herondale: I do
Clarissa Morgenstern: SIMON be nice. And he doesn't know, but like I said before, he's to stubborn to admit it.
Jace Herondale: so well, so well...
Hermione Granger: *TOO
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