Chapter Two

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Uriah Pedrad has updated his status:

Why did some random person come and take my measurements? I told him I didn't want a suit and he just looked at me all sad-like.

Comments:

Christiana Daae: you're welcome

Uriah Pedrad: for what?

Christiana Daae: I asked him to prepare your casket for you

Uriah Pedrad: WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!

Christina Daae: ...

Christina Daae: #uriahyouaredead

Tobias Eaton: SHE HAS A POINT, YOU KNOW.

Leo Valdez: oh you'd best watch out uriah. He used a period at the end of that sentence.

Hermione Granger: IT'S STILL NOT A SENTENCE

Leo Valdez: O.o

Hermione Granger: IT'S NOT A SENTENCE. IT IS WRITTEN IN COMPLETE CAPS

Leo Valdez: SO IS YOURS

Hermione Granger: I NEVER SAID MINE WAS A SENTENCE

Tris Eaton: that's it. I'm banning the caps lock button for everyone.

Tobias Eaton: HAHA NO I CAN'T TURN MINE OFF HAHA LOL

Tris Eaton: do you want me to hurt you?

Tobias Eaton has logged off.

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Hey readers!

Are you enjoying reading this!

Yes?

No?

I'd sure love to know!

And I'm sorry that it was such a short chapter! So this chapter was dedicated to you, person who is reading this right now and put up with this short chapter!

I'm so excited! In March, I entered a poem entitled The Stringed Aria into the national poetry contest, and until today, I hadn't heard anything from them.

But now I have!

They wrote a letter informing me that I hadn't not yet been kicked out of the contest! Sort of...

They just didn't say it like that.

Also, it said that they want to publish The Stringed Aria in a book!

A REAL-LIFE BOOK!!

Of course, I don't know if that is a good or bad thing, considering I am an awful poet...

Anyway...

Comment, vote, and laugh!

Love y'all,

~ thetexanaria

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