Chapter Three

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Tris Eaton has updated her status:

Attention everyone: Who is going to say Uriah's eulogy at the funeral?

#uriahyouaredead #awkwardquestion

Comments:

Marlene Pedrad: I volunteer as tribute!!

Katniss Everdeen: trust me. You don't want to do that

Marlene Pedrad: whatever. I'll do it, tris.

#uriahyouaredead

Tobias Eaton has updated his status:

Uriah Pedrad, you'd best be living this day like it's your last.

#uriahyouaredead

Comments:

Uriah Pedrad: why?

Tobias Eaton: BECAUSE IT IS

Tris Eaton: Tobias Marcus Eaton! What did I say about the caps lock button? Turn it off right now!

May Singer: O.O she used the middle name

Christina Daae: is it actually Marcus?

Perry: I'd watch out of I were you

Tobias Eaton: yes ma'am

Perry: thanks, but I'm a guy

Tobias Eaton: I wasn't talking to you, Peregrine

Perry: O.O how do you know my real name?

Tobias Eaton: aria told me

Perry: YOU WERE TALKING TO ARIA?!?!?! >:(

Tris Eaton: YOU WERE TALKING TO ARIA?!?!?! >:(

Tobias Eaton: honestly, it was a short PM conversion-

Tris Eaton: with Perry- WHY WERE YOU PMING HER?!?!

Uriah Pedrad: *quietly slips out back door*

Tris Eaton: uriah get your butt back here right now!

Uriah Pedrad: yes ma'am.

Tris Eaton: alright, Uriah AND Tobias. You were BOTH caught hitting on/ talking alone with another girl. Now, apologize to both the girl and her husband right NOW. And the girl you are with, who just so happens to be your WIFE.

Uriah Pedrad: why? :(

Tris Eaton: BECAUSE I SAID SO

Uriah Pedrad: yes ma'am. Sorry, Tris and Tobias. And Marlene.

Tobias Eaton: Sorry, Aria and Perry. And Tris.

Clarissa Morgenstern: Tobias, why we're you so upset with Uriah for calling Tris sweetie if you were talking to Aria?

Tobias Eaton has logged off.

Jace Herondale: ohhh... caught red-handed in a the unforgivable and humiliating act of hipocracy...

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