(Ignore the ruikasa at the top it has nothing to do with this lmao)
Tw: some NSFW quotes :')...
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Shellington: any idiot would know that...
Kwazii: i knew that!!
Shellington: my point exactly
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Barnacles: dont do something stupid shellington
Shellington: captain, with all due respect... ive done kwazii before. I'll be fine
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Shellington: You know, on second thought, Gum would be perfection.
Random hot boy: *Gives them a strange look and hands them a piece of gum*
Shellington: *Thinking* Gum would be perfection. Gum would be perfection. I could have said gum would be nice, could have said I'll have a stick. But no no no no no, for me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself.
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Kwazii: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Peso: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Kwazii: Seize the dick.
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Shellington: Hey babe?
Dashi: Yeah?
Shellington: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Dashi:
Dashi: ...What.
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Kwazii, exitedly: oh shit! Shel, your in here too!?
Shellington: piss pals~♡
Kwazii: dookie pookies~♡
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Barnacles, to kwazii and shelli: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT DEAD...
Shellington who just rode on top of the gup b with kwazii driving it: *shrugs*
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Shellington: *takes off glasses*
Shellington: Wow...
Dashi: *blushes* Haha... what?
Shellington: You're really blurry :D
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Shellington: If anyone needs me, i hope you like cliff diving
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Peso: ive met some interestinc couples in my life, but i dont think ive ever met a couple that try to get eachother on death trials...
Tweak: *calling the police about her long distance girlfriend taking a water cup and filling it with soda*
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Authors note: So im supposed to be doing my homework but i made these quotes instead :)
