So yknow yesterday i said i won a war? BACKSTORY
So this features that girl who ditched me and her (quite literally) assistant on the opposing side.
So since i went back to school in september her and her friend eat lunch in our form room everyday and it smells like absolute SHIT. The first time it got really bad and my friends screamed "GET DOWN THERES GAS" which made one of them cry.
Usually id feel bad but with the absolute STENCH of the classroom we weren't having it. Next day the girls quite litwrally said "Were too good to eat in the canteen" which was the fucking last straw.
Recently the situation with my parents has escalated MASSIVELY and i had to see a police and a social services lady, and i jokingly told them to arrest the girls in our form for air pollution, and the head of year walked in as i said that and went
"Oh, i can do something about that"
Later we were still telling the two girls and their entire friemd group to literally just eat in the canteen like the rest of the school, and then the head of year walked in and started absolutley grillimg them. Here is my favourite quote:
"Ew, have you girls just had PE or something?"
So them and their friend froup stormed out the classroom in a hissy fit, and go celebrate our victory, me and a few other girls sat in a circle and shared the first ever meal in our form that woudnt stink.
An oreo.
I wish i could show the picture but it has my school unoform in sadly, but its actually fuckimg hilarious.
Anyway, that was the war.
