Reaction to the ship, Fedex!

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Author's note: Hi all my wonderful readers, we have some news! I made a new book and I write one shots about ships in it once a week and the same friend who suggested this chapter suggested a Fedex one shot for that and that friend's twin, Kassandra (that's not her real name), suggested a Bam one shot for that book, so please suggest some ships in the comments if you can and also check my other books! Thank you all so much! This means a lot to me!

- LinhIsDaBest 

LinhIsDaBest: We are back!

Amanda: Yay!

*audience cheers*

Sophie and the crew: Hi! We arrived!

Wylie: What's the react this time?

Keefe: Yeah! I can't wait!

LinhIsDaBest: *drumroll* Fedex!

Sophie: Wait... the human shipping company?

LinhIsDaBest: No! The ship!

Dex: Which people?

LinhIsDaBest: Oh, isn't this obvious? Fitz and Dex!

Fitz: Wh-what? *turns red*

LinhIsDaBest: That's right!

Dex: B-but I don't like him! It even says in the first book that I hate him!

LinhIsDaBest: Yeah riiiiiiight. (sarcasm) But that was the FIRST book. This is so much years after the first book, I mean, look! The Neverseen is already defeated (yes, the Neverseen is defeated in this book) and at there, in that first book, you people still had no idea the Neverseen existed! Besides I can tell both of you are lying!

Dex: How do you know? You're not a real Empath! *turns redder*

LinhIsDaBest: I can feel it in the air. And I can just ask Keefe. Keefe are they lying?

Keefe: Ok. I'll do anything for a person that agrees my dad's book is boring! *snatches Fitz and Dex's wrist before they can do anything* Ooh, Dexiepoo and Fitzypoo like each other!

Fitz: *beet red* T-t-that's not true!

Keefe: Liar, liar, panties on fire! *gives signature smirk*

*a couple of girls in the audience faints*

*security puts those girls on cots they already prepared because they knew this might happen*

LinhIsDaBest: Fitz and Dex, you're busted!!!

Linh: You're cheating on me! *runs out of stage, sobbing*

LinhIsDaBest: Uhh... what was that about?

Dex: *sighs* I liked her but then somewhere in my heart, it tould me I like Fitz. My head and heart battled until I changed my mind and was planning to tell her today because I know she will understand if I told her details, but, too late. *sighs*

Tam: You dare make Linh sad? Worst decision of your life ever!I'm gonna kill you once we get out!

Keefe: Oh yeah, Bangs Boy? Well I'm gonna kill you after you kill my precious little Dexiepoo.

LinhIsDaBest: ...

Biana: *tears in her eyes* I can't believe I actually liked you before! If you kill anyone, I'll hate this but I'll have to kill you!

Fitz: BIANA, HOW DARE YOU KILL MY BEST FRIEND! IF YOU DO, IMMA KILL YOU.

LinhIsDaBest: What's all this talk about killing? We need you guys alive! And why do you even want to kill each other?! That's just mean!

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