05. GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!!

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A/N

Okay, cancelled the hiatus cuz three of my six classes were cancelled so I have time.

This is an extremely short chapter, but just take it since I have no energy to write a long chapter.

Also...note on updates, I'll only be updating three days out of seven days in a week from now on, since this will allow me to write longer chapters with better quality.

Leave a vote if you like this chapter :)

Happy reading!

- mxshmxsh

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Garmadon coughs, having found refuge under his bubble shield.

"Jeeeeez, where'd that come from?"

cough cough

"Did not see that coming."

cough cough

"Your missiles are very accurate, Green Ninja! Too bad for you, I upgraded all of my shields!"

cough cough

"That's all I seem to have at the moment, just my favorite shields. Hopefully, I get some ones soon."

Lloyd wanted to scream at Garmadon, but managed to growl out,

"FACE IT, GARMADON!! YOU WILL NEVER CONQUER NINJAGO CITY. WHY DONT YOU JUST LEAVE FOR GOOD?!???"

Garmadon tapped his chin in thought.

"Well, anything's open for discussion. Oh yeah. Except that! shields down! Here, catch! Shields up!"

Lloyd is surprised, the bomb hopping around his hands before falling out of them and he falls over on his face.

Garmadon holds his breath, before bursting out in laughter.

"Did you see that??!?"

Behind Garmadon, his seafood soldiers burst into a fit of giggles.

Garmadon wheezed.

"I mean, who taught you how to catch, man?"

Lloyd's anger bubbled over as he got up and he screams,

"OH, YEAH??!??? WELL, TAKE THIS!!!"

Lloyd tries to throw the bomb back at Garmadon, but it somehow falls behind him.

The seafood soldiers and Garmadon laugh harder.

Garmadon choked on his laughter.

"Amazing! Who taught you how to throw?"

Lloyd winced, then grumbled,

"Funny you ask, um, no one. Because I, uh, I NEVER HAD A DAD to play catch with me."

Garmadon held back the last of his giggles.

"Well, it shows, because that was the worst thing I've ever seen in my life."

Lloyd said sheepishly,

"Or, uh, you know, teach me how to ride a bike, or shave, or-"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

Lloyd screamed over the explosion,

"-OR HOW TO DIFFUSE A BOMB!!"

Garmadon scratched his neck.

"You know what's funny? That I know how to do all those things."

Lloyd sighs.

"Do you?!???"

"Yeah."

Lloyd throws his arms up in the air exasperation before dropping them down and growling,

"OH, GOOD TO KNOW."

Garmadon sighed, adjusting his dark navy jacket.

"And they're just sitting there idle in my brain, just wasted, floating away. Never taught them to anybody."

Lloyd mumbled,

"Mhm."

"And they'll probably die with me."

"Really."

"When I die."

"AAAARGHGHHHGHH!!!!!"

Garmadon cackled.

"If I die. Which will NEVER happen!!!!"

Lloyd's voice broke halfway through.

"Just- just leave Ninjago already, PLEASE-"

Garmadon explained proudly,

"I will never die!"

Lloyd was on the brink of straight out sobbing, but he held it back.

"-and GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!!!!"

Garmadon exclaimed,

"Ever never ever. Huh- wh- Get out of your life??!"

Garmadon scoffed.

"Weirdly kind of personal, isn't it??"

Lloyd glared at Garmadon, eyes twitching under his mask.

Kai whispered to Jay on his mech,

"Uh oh."

Jay whispered back,

"Oh, man."

Lloyd rubbed his eyes tiredly.

"Never mind."

Garmadon smiled sympathetically.

"You've got a lot of issues, Green Ninja. I hope you get the chance to work them all out by the time I'm back."

Garmadon's Seafood army started attaching Garmadon's mech to a flying mech so that they could carry it back to Garmadon's Volcano.

"And when I return, I'll have something really wicked in store for you, something big!"

Garmadon's mech's form grew smaller and smaller as he left.

"Uhhhhh....did he just say he's coming back??"

"Can't those ninja just get rid of him for GOOD?"

"Oh, great. Now I have to rebuild my Pilates studio. AGAIN."

"That stinks."

"I don't know how, but i'm betting that Lloyd Garmadon had something to do with this."

"You can say that again."

Lloyd grumbled and pinched himself, trying to get back to reality, looked up, and glared at Garmadon as he left.

Garmadon said to one of his generals,

"Is that Green Ninja still staring at me?"

The general looked behind Garmadon and replied,

"Yes, sir."

Garmadon adjusts the mirror on his mech to focus on Lloyd, who's glaring at him.

Garmadon rolled his eyes.

"Ugh. What a weirdo."

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