I was in the store looking for something to cook for August tonight when some ratchet hoodlum walked up to me with one hand on her hip and her pinkie in her mouth biting her press on nail
Corinth:May I help you?
Hoodlum:You August Alsina wife right?
Corinth:Yes and you are?
Hoodlum:The bitch who be fucking yo nigga every night
Corinth:Hold on come again
Hoodlum:I be fucking yo nigga every night
I chuckled trying not to punch this bitch dead in her face
Hoodlum:You gon be like Nicki off No Love August was with his bae me partying while Nicki yo ass was at home waiting on his call*starts laughing*
Corinth:You forgot at the end August cut his side bitch off you and stays wit Nicki me
The hoodlum stopped laughing and walked off I chuckled and continued getting my food August is not gonna believe this
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Felt like posting just because it came off the top of my head