Judge:August Alsina to the stand
August:*walks up to the stand sits down*
Attorney:Mr.Alsina can you take us back to that day the day your chips went missing
August:Yea so I was hungry I just wanted a snack I luh lays so I was like why not a bag of dem
Attorney:Mmhmm
August:So I go to get da bag and I do what any normal person would do shake da bag to hea da sweet sounds of chips and it's silence
Attorney:Silence?
August:Straight silence but da bag looks like it's filled up wit summ so befo I open da bag I wanna show my nation how lays played wit my hunger so while I'm doin da video I crush da bag and it's nothin in Der no chips just air
Attorney:And how did that make you feel?
August:Mad as a mothafucka
Judge:Language
August:Sorry
Attorney:So what do you want out this court date?
August:Justice
To be continued...