Jjba villian's house!☆

"Is this another dream?"

(Sorry if I have bad english! It isnt my first language.)

-Diavolo's pov-

*I wake up in a totally different room.. Where am I?.. I looked around the room but there was nobody*

*I got up from the bed, I started to walk towards the door meanwhile I thinked.. Was this another dream?.. Am I going to die soon?.. Questions filled my head, until I finally opened the door..*

*But I saw nobody.. I started to walk around this.. Strange house, nobody was there.. Until I managed to arrive the living room*

"You mortals! I, DIO! Won't be in a house full of.. Disgunting people!"
*A blonde guy said, his name is apparently DIO.. Why does he dress like that?.. Anyways, this "DIO" guy was in sitting in the couch, he looked crearly offended*

"Asshole! Don't forget that I'm not a mortal.. I'm the perfect lifeform!"
*My thoughs were cut off by.. Who the hell is this!?... Is he a man or a woman?.. Such a weird gu-.. Whatever.. He or she was also sitting in the couch*

"Thanks god I'm the only sane here.."
*Another blonde guy speaked.. He was drinking some coffe and reading a magazine.. Hm.. He doesnt look like a weird guy..*

"Come on.. Let's not argue about this..."
*A.. Tan skinned man with white hair talked.. He looked like some kind of priest.. Hm.. He looked like a calm guy, he was sitting next to DIO, but keeping his space..*

*Finally.. Someone I recognize!.. Doppio, such a nice guy-*
"Oh! Boss, you finally woke up!"

...

*I frozed up as everyone looked at me.. Shit! I got discovered..*

"..Hi?"
*I said nerveously.. DIO and the weird prostitute who's gender is unknown looked at me with a menacing look*

*Some seconds passed and I felt like running.. Slowly I started to take a step backwards but I bumped into someone*

"Oh, sorry!"
*I turned around and saw a blonde gu- How many blonde guys are there!? And how he dressed.. It was weird but atleast he didnt show his whole body.. Whatever.. The guy just smiled at me*

*I quickly turn to Doppio, who was walking towards me and said*

"Doppio! The hell are we!?"

*I whispered, feeling really nerveous about the whole sittuation.. Am I going to die soon?..*

"Oh, Boss.. I dont know either but, all of us just waked up here.. Just like nothing.."
*He said.. Gosh.. Where is the exit of this he-*

"Hey.. Woman, can you search for more wine? Someone drank it all"
*DID HE JUST CALLED ME A WOMAN?!.. Wha.. Wathever, DIO said as he glanzed at me first but then glanzed at the Prostitute looking person..*

"I'm not a woman.."
*I said glancing at him..*

*The blonde guy who was behind me, started to walk towards the couch and sitted there*
"Be nice with him DIO.. He looks like a nice guy!"
*The blonde guy said,*

*My thoughts were interrupted.. Again by Doppio*

"Boss, I shall present you everyone!"
*Oh god please n-*

"That blonde guy over there is DIO Brando!"
*He saie as he pointed at DIO..*

"That guy with large hair is Kars!"
*He said as he pointed at the weird guy
.. Eh.. Looks like a guy for me.. He still looks like a prostitute tho-*

"That guy is Enrico Pucci!"
*He said as he pointed at the preist who waved his hand at me.. Preist, huh? Looks like a nice guy to me*

"That guy is Yoshikage Kira"
*He pointed at the guy who was drinking the coffe, hmm.. Looks like a calm gu- Wait is that a hand in his pocke?!-*

"And finally.. Fu-"
"Funny Valentine! The U.S.A President!"
*Doppio got interrupted by the blonde guy.. Weird hairstyle.. Anyways.. No way this guy is a president..*

"And you are.."
*DIO said with a british accent.. Asshole*

"..Diavolo"
*I said, still nerveous*

"Ugh.. A italian guy probably, I knew this guy was going to be weird!.. And his clothes.. I just dont like them.."
*EXCUSE ME!?!? YOU BARELY HAVE CLOTHES ON... Ugh.. That 'Cars' guy already pissed me off*

*I sighed.. I already knew this was going to be an exhausting day*
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