Jjba villian's house!☆

"A newcomer?!"

-Funny Valentine's pov-

I yawned as I waked up in my beautiful bed with US blankets..

I looked at the alarm clock, it was early but I think it was time to get up

I got dressed and I left my room, I quickly went to the living room to see what was going on

"Lord have mercy!"
"KARS PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON!
"I told you! us the pillar men, doesn't need clothes!"

..K-Kars is naked? What the hell?

Kars was standing in the middle of the living room completely naked, Pucci was covering his eyes, meanwhile DIO was just shouting around

"Kars I swear, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON OR I'LL EXPLODE YOU!"

Said an angry Kira as he passed beside me entering the room, I was just standing there kind of frozen just watching everything happen in silence..

"Kars for the love of god, YOUR FUCKING P×NIS IS NOT INVISI-"

The bell interrupted Pucci

"Kars dress NOW!"
Kira shouted, Kars quickly went to his room and I decided to open the door

"Yes?"
"Oh, hey.. Is this the villian's house?"

..

We both froze.

"DIEGO?!"
"VALENTINE?!"

"What's all that sound?"
DIO pushed me aside, he looked at Diego and narrowed his eyes

"Who are you?"
DIO asks with a menacing tone

"I'm Diego Brando!"
He smiles

DIO gasps and says
"Brando?! But I, DIO I'm the only Brando"

"Yeah DIO.. About that, when I reseted the universe.."
Pucci said from the living room

"Oh, right.. Anyways, come pass!"
DIO smiled as he grabs Diego's arm and taked him inside the house

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"Ugh, perfect.. Another DIO.."
Diavolo said, clearly not happy with the new member

Everyone was sitting on the couch, meanwhile DIO and Diego were on the middle of the living room

"I'm not DIO, I'm diego!"
He smiled

"Yeah, there cant be two DIO's because.. I, DIO, cant be duplicated"
DIO said pridefully

"Well It's.. Nice to have another.. Person in the.. House.."
Pucci smiled

"But tell me, do you have a stand?"
He asked

"Stand.. Oh yeah, Scary monster!"
Then Diego, suddenly transformed into a velociraptor

Everyone gasped

"Oh! Well that's a interesting ability"
Doppio said amazed

"Why everyone here have a stand but me?!"
Kars said angrily

"At least you are the perfect form"
A bothered Diavolo said

"Oh right, heh"
Kars smiled again

"Hey.. Where is Kira anywa-"
"Oh my fucking god why is there a FUCKING VELOCIRAPTOR IN THE DAMN LIVING ROOM?!"

Kira interrupted Doppio, he looked kind of angry

"Oh hey Kira, look! He is me but from another universe!"
DIO smiled, Diego quickly turned back into a human and waved at Kira

"Another universe? What do you mean?"
Kira asked

"Dont know.. Ask Pucci"
Everyone looked at Pucci wondering if there is another them in the other universe

"Uhh.. I-Its a bit complicated.."
Pucci coughed embarassed

"Anyways.. Diego! I dont think we have more rooms left.."
I said, clearly not wanting him here

"Oh, thats alright.. He can sleep in my room!"
DIO Suggested

"Oh no thanks british guy, I already know where to sleep-"

"Yeah in the basement, and please dont cause more chaos"
Kira said, interrupting Diego

"Ooh.. Are there rats in the basement?"
Diego said smiling

"You are doing us a favor Diego.. Now go and do not transform into a dino.."
Kira said, bothered as always

Diego nodded he was going to the basement but then he stopped

"..Where is the basement?"
"Over here"
Diego and DIO went to the basement

"Anyways.. I'm going to work"
Pucci said, getting up

"Ah, right.. The work"
Said a tired Kira

"And I should probably take a sunbath.."
Kars said

Kars, Kira and Pucci went outside, meanwhile Diavolo and Doppio just went to their room

I sighed, not knowing what to do I just sitted on the couch and waited for the time to pass..

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I changed the keyboard and I have no idea were the heart symbol went.. Also srry for dissapearing

Thanks for reading!

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