The Super Odinson Bros. Movie

Meet the Odinson Brothers

(the Super Odinson Bros. Plumbing commercial theme plays)

Loki: "It's-a me, a-Loki!"

Thor: "And-a Thor!"

Loki: "Are you tired of-a paying too much for plumbing?"

Both: "Mamma mia!"

Loki: "That's-a why the Super Odinson Brothers are here. To-a save Brooklyn..."

Thor: "And-a Queens..."

Loki: "And-a your wallet."

Unnamed woman: "Thank you, Super Odinson Bros.! It seems like the only thing you haven't drained is my bank account..."

Loki: "Forget-a the expensive plumbing companies where you're-a just a face. For the Super Odinson Bros., you're-a family!"

(Then we come to the Punch-Out Pizzeria where we see Loki and Thor celebrating)

Loki: Wow, you were great.

Thor: I was great? Are you kidding? You were great.

Loki: I am so glad we spent our life savings on this commercial.

Thor: That is not a commercial. That is cinema.

Loki: What about the accents? Is it.. Is it too much?

Clint: Too much? It's-a perfect! Wahoo!

Loki: Okay. I'm gonna trust you.

Tony: Well, well, well. If it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures: the stupid Odinson Brothers.

Thor: Ah, great. Tony's here.

Loki: Hey, Tony.

Tony: Yeah. "It's-a Me!" (laughs) Ooh, yeah. Tell me. Have you gotten one call, since you left me to start your dumb company?

Thor: As a matter of fact, Tony....we have.

Loki: Wow, really?

Tony: Uh, yeah. Our mom called and she said: "Oh, boys! That was the best commercial I've ever seen." And I said "Thank you very much, Mother. We're very proud of it." So, boom! (drops phone)

Tony: (laughs) Good luck running a business with this idiot. (throws napkin)

Loki: Say that again about my brother, and you're gonna regret it. (throws napkin back)

Tony: Oh, yeah? Get this through your tiny brain, Loki. You're a joke and you always will be. (drops Loki and leaves)

Thor: (to Loki) Are you insane? He's three time your size!

Loki: Thor, come on. You know, you can't be scared all the time.

Thor: Mmm. You'd be surprised.

(Cell phone rings)

Thor: *answers* Hello, Super Odinson Brothers. Uh-huh. A drip in your faucet? That's great. I mean that's... That's great that you called us because we can be there and we can fix it right away. Okay! (hangs up) Loki, we got one! The Super Odinson Brothers are in business!

Loki: Wahoo!

(The brothers head in the van, but the van's engine breaks down)

Thor: Oh, no. We're gonna be late.

Loki: No, we're not. Come on, let's go.

(They both got out the van and starts running)

Thor: Hey, wait up!

Loki: This way!

Thor: (trips on a trash can and gets attacked by a cat)

Loki: Come on, Thor. Step on it.

Thor: (tumbles around the grocery store and hands a groceries to the grocer) Here you go.

(The brothers heads toward a near a construction area)

(Loki goes on ahead)

Thor: Aw, Loki. What are you doing?

(The brothers goes through the construction site)

Construction Worker: Hey! Get off from there!

Construction Worker 2: You can't be here!

Thor: I know.

Construction Worker 3: I'm working here.

Thor: So sorry.

(Loki reaches the Castle Burger and opens the gate)

Loki: Come on, Thor!

Thor: I'm so sorry. I'm trying. I got bad knees.

(The brothers kept running until they make it to their destination: a tall white home building)

Loki: (wolf whistles) Oh, wow.

Thor: We have hit the big time.

(Loki fist bumps as the scene transcends inside)

Woman Owner: The drip is upstairs, at the end of the hall.

Man Owner: Can you fix it?

Loki: Very confident, sir.

Woman Owner: You'll be careful about making a mess.

Thor: Ma'am, I assure you. We don't make messes, we fix' em. (laughs, then gasps)

(A dog appears)

Woman Owner: That's Francis. (Francis licks him) He likes you.

(Thor accidentally steps on Francis's favorite bone then laughs nervously as he walks away)

Woman Owner: Mama, Mama, Mama, you have your baby. (Thor looks scared of Francis as Loki pulls him in, inside the restroom Loki was looking at a sink as Thor gets squirted)

Loki: Wrench. (Loki twirls wrench and then uses the Wrench to fix the pipes)

Loki: And, our first job complete. (Odinson Brothers special high fives each other)

Odinson Brothers: Hey! (Francis appears angry)

Thor: Francis is here. (Francis glares at the Odinson brothers as he closes the door) Hey there, pal. (Francis attacks but hits the sink, Loki slips into the shower as Francis heads toward Thor) Loki! Do something! (Loki hits Francis with a container, Francis turns and attacks Loki)

Loki: (jumps, slow motion) Mamma-Mia! (Loki closes shower door trapping the dog as he sighs in relief)

Thor: Uh, guys?

(Everything starts to break, water pops up a tile, Loki plugs it up, but more water comes up, Loki plugs it up, then another, then Thor plugs it up, then water comes through the mirror, Thor plugs it up, the water spouts out of the toilet. Loki closes the top, then water comes through the shower, Fancies sees this as an opportunity)

Thor: (screams) The heckhound is gonna escape.

Loki: No it won't. (Loki fixes the toilet, the shower than drains) Phew.

Thor: Hey, uh, Loki? (Too late Francis is on the top of the shower door)

Loki: Uh, who's a good puppy? Who's a good boy?

(Francis jumps as the Odinson's scream and so as Francis falls through the window, the Odinson's save him)

Owners: Hmm? (looks but returns to their books)

(The Odinson's pull Francis to safety, the owners come in and gasp)

Loki: Found the problem. (Francis whimpers)