(At the Asgardian Forest, Maddie and Groot are racing toward the kingdom)
Princess Maddie: Thanos' on his way! You have to evacuate!
(Maddie and Groot races toward the castle)
Princess Maddie: Get out of the city!
(At the Castle, the Asgardians gather for Maddie's return)
Asgardian General: Princess?
Princess Maddie: We lost the army. (looks down) And Loki's gone.
(Crowd gasps)
Princess Maddie: Thanos is coming! Head into the forest. We'll buy you some time.
Asgardian General: You heard her. Evacuate the city!
(Every Asgardian evacuates except one Groot)
Maddie: Why aren't you evacuating?
Groot: I said I wouldn't let anyone hurt you.
(The Asgardians starts the evacuation a purple Asgardian drops some groceries)
Red Asgardian: Just leave it! There's no time!
(As Asgardians continue to evacuate, Maddie and Groot prepare to face Thanos. Later, Thanos' Castle appears in the sky, Maddie and Groot prepare to face Thanos, the gates open as Chitauri surround them, Thanos appears)
Thanos: Princess Maddie. Brave as ever. (Ebony Mal appears beside him) As you can see, I have the Infinity Gauntlet.
Princess Maddie: If you're going to use it, (prepares to strike) use it now.
Thanos: (moves battle ax, clears his throat) No, Princess. I stole this gauntlet for us. I guess, love really makes a guy come out of his armor. (Maddie starts to become confused) (to Ebony Mal) I told you that line wouldn't work.
Ebony Mal: You're doing great!
Thanos: Maddie, with this Gauntlet, we will be invincible. We can rule the world together. Forever. Will you marry me?
Princess Maddie: Marry you? Are you insane? I would NEVER marry you!
Thanos: Maybe you should reconsider.
(Ebony Mal casts a spell on Groot shocking him)
Princess Maddie: No! (gets hurt) Stop! Please stop! I'll marry you, just don't hurt Groot or my Asgardians.
(Thanos commands Ebony Mal to stop as Maddie comforts Groot)
Thanos: You have my word. (reaches his hand out)
(Princess Maddie heads inside)
Thanos: Ha-ha! Time for a wedding!
(Everyone enters the Castle, meanwhile at the dungeon)
Pippa: Life is sad. Prison is sad. Life and prison is very, very sad.
(More prisoners come in, the Hulks)
Pippa: Ooh, fresh meat for the grinder.
Abomination: Who's this ray of sunshine?
Pippa: There's no sunshine, only darkness.
Laufey: Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!
Ebony Mal: (appears) Hello, prisoners! You don't deserve this but, you're invited to the Royal Wedding!
Frost Giant: Yay!
Ebony Mal: Where you will all be ritualistically sacrificed! (disappears)
(Prisoners started to panic)
Abomination: Oh, no, no, no!
Pippa: Finally, mercy.
Thor: Loki.
(Scene transcends to underwater where the Jaws swallows a Clown Fish and takes us inside where Loki and Hulk are in)
Hulk: So, this is the end: being slowly digested by a shark, next to an idiot in green armor.
Loki: Well, at least your brother isn't gonna die because of you.
Hulk: Least you're not gonna die with your Dad thinking you're a joke.
Loki: Yeah, well, my Dad thinks I'm a joke, too.
Hulk: Yeah, well.... Your Dad's right!
Loki: You know what? I feel bad enough. Just leave me alone.
Hulk: I've never met your Dad, but he sounds brilliant.
Loki: Just go in a corner and smash some stuff, smash giant!
Hulk: (angrily, slamming his fists about) I...am...more...than a guy who smashes things!!!
(They both glare furiously at each other when suddenly, they both hears a rumbling Loki and Hulk turns an sees a burst of wind, then gets blown away, outside the Jaws burps, they both see the barrel rocket Loki and Hulk smiles, the Jaws wakes up, and splashed to the surface coughs up Loki and Hulk)
Loki: (cheers w/ Hulk) That was amazing!
Hulk: Now we're even.
(They both flies toward Asgard in a barrel rocket)
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The Super Odinson Bros. Movie
FanfictionA Prince named Loki travels through to Asgard with a princess named Maddie and an anthropomorphic tree named Groot to find Loki's brother, Thor, and save the world from a ruthless titan named Thanos.
